TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY CELEBRATES TOM VAN DYKE AND FORMER MAYOR KAY BARNES ENGAGEMENT AND EPIC BLING!!!
Even in the winter of our Kansas City discontent and crappy roads there's still cause to celebrate . . .
To wit . . .
WE HAVE MORE EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS DEETS OF FORMER MAYOR KAY AND HER ENGAGEMENT TO ONE TIME COLLEGE SWEETHEART TOM VAN DYKE!!!
Now . . . Tom Van Dyke is senior council over at Bryan Cave so if we're wrong about this, that's where we'll be shining shoes for the next 5 years . . . But our gossipy journalism is STRONG LIKE BULL and our KICK-ASS TKC BLOG COMMUNITY IS BOLD.
What we know . . .
- Former Mayor Kay, now in her mid-70s, has been friendly with Mr. Van Dyke but didn't dare take a first date until recently.
- They dated briefly in college, drifted apart but then knew each other when they were married, and even went on a few double dates.
- Mr. Van Dyke recently lost his wife . . . Former Mayor Kay was her friend as well.
And after an appropriate amount of time had passed and a bit of tasteful courtship . . .
FORMER MAYOR KAY IS WALKING AROUND KANSAS CITY WITH A ROCK ON HER FINGER THAT WEIGHS IN AT NO LESS THAN 4.5 CARATS!!!
Yes, we're talking some major Kansas City BLING that adorns former Mayor Kay in her golden years.
But it is a love connection or just an old school marriage of
"Kay is happy as a school girl, there's no question about it. She's showing off that ring to everybody. Good for her. I don't know if she's lived a charmed or privileged life but she certainly has married well through the years and this seems to be a crowning achievement for a woman who is still as sharp as a tack and certainly very lucky."
Of course we wish these folks every bit of happiness and expect an invite to do something other than the dishes. Natch.
Developing . . .
You will not get an invite to the wedding TKC. Keep dreaming.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad Dick Van Patton has finally found someone. Hope Kay gets along with all 8 kids.
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Bless them both. A classy couple.
ReplyDelete4.5 carats! Give-it-away Kay ain't giving THAT away.
ReplyDeleteHerb Kohn is at Bryan Cave as well. Give-it-Away Kay definitely traded up from Herb the midget. I assume Herb approved of the swap? I'm sure Mrs, Kohn approved.
ReplyDeleteGet a life.....Herb & my Dad, Tom, have been best friends since grade school....I've known he & his wife AND Kay my whole life....you are clueless!!!
DeleteCongrats.
ReplyDeleteTom...does she take it up the ass for you????
ReplyDeleteVery classy, but i like her style!
ReplyDeleteIt should be bliss. I can visualize him in furry handcuffs, wearing rubber panties and getting a spanking from Kay.
ReplyDeleteAt this age... never mind, she a nice lady, I can't summon my inner Cum Guy.
ReplyDelete"tasteful courtship"
ReplyDeleteIn short fucked her in the ass and cum on her tits
incontinence... LOL
ReplyDeleteMr. Tony,
ReplyDeleteNice for Kay and the gentleman.
If Kay wants to go younger I am sure the Rev Michael Brooks will end up single.
Just a thought.
Keep your sled off the road as much as possible tonight! It might refreeze.
He must be riddled with cancer or have a bad ticker, because after a huge bank account, poor health is what attracts Kay to a man. Remember, she has always preferred masturbation as a source of orgasm -- she put it in writing.
ReplyDelete4.5 that's a nice rock, really really nice.
ReplyDeleteOther women will take notice of it and be jealous just like that.
She likes A2M!!!! What can I say????
ReplyDeleteHey I'm all for their happiness, but again, the TOTALLY ASININE focus upon a piece of jewelry speaks to her lack of enlightenment.
ReplyDeleteI for one am hoping it slips off her finger and winds up in a red kettle where it could ultimately be used to serve a higher purpose.
Can I get an AMEN?
Happy engagement to them, they have both given a lot to KC over the years. They deserve to be happy.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat.
ReplyDeleteDang, you cater to some sick shits Tony.
ReplyDeleteHo ho ho
A bears take from TKC comments is that she takes if up the ass from old men in bad health, then reaps the benifits ?
ReplyDeleteInteresting way to amass wealth.
This is Tom's daughter & you all need to stop being so disgusting & rude!!! You have no idea what you're talking about....they are very happy together & all of their kids (4 total...3 with spouses) totally support them
ReplyDeleteOh, by the way, my Dad (Tom) is very healthy....plays tennis several times a week & plays golf!
ReplyDeleteFormer Mayor Kay Barnes, another KCMO Degenerate that did nothing but Spend the Citys money on all kinds of supposed studies for this and that and damn near Bankrupted the city as I recall her lavish spending sprees , according to several news report investigations and KC Star Investigations, she was a badd as Sly James whos now mayor, and hes another Deadbeat Cockroach Degenerate loser !
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