KANSAS CITY CHRISTMAS PLAGUE!!! COWTOWN FLU CASES SPIKE AMID SICKENING WINTER OF DISCONTENT!!!



Kansas City grows increasingly ill despite Obamacare and more civic healthcare taxes . . .

Take a look . . .

Significant spike in Kansas City flu cases

Deets:

"Doctors in Kansas City are reporting a significant spike in flu cases. The Kansas City Health Department says there were 510 reports of flu last week in KCMO residents seen by docs in the city. That’s up from 324 the week before. The number is higher than at this time in the past three flu seasons. The department adds that many more cases aren’t reported."

What isn't mentioned . . .

TKC HEALTH DEPT. INSIDERS SAY THIS WARNING IS OUT NOW BECAUSE OF INCREASED FLU DEATH THIS YEAR AND REDUCED FLU SHOT CLINICS IN KANSAS CITY!!!

The news reports aren't even scratching the surface here in much the same way the Ebola coverage was guided by hospital PR flacks and a more than a few rumors of cases strangely disappearing didn't touch mainstream reports. In this instance, we advise against shaking hands with anybody not only to avoid lying during the holidays but also because people are nasty.

More in a bit . . .

Comments

  1. Don't worry TKC. Nobody is shaking hands wit choo.

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  2. Brought to you by BRAWNDO! The thirst quencher.

    With Electrolytes!

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  3. The ebola coverage was only blown out of proportion by you and objectively reported by everybody else in town.

    another feather in your cap for 2014!

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  4. As Seen On The InterTubes

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  5. Thrilling. Anything else new?

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  6. Why is no one investigating the possible link between the Brooklyn cop killer and Pink Floyd?

    "Wings on Pigs" ???

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  7. Time to give Big Pharm stocks a little boost. Get rid of excessive inventory left over from last year also.

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  8. You really need to update your photobabes. These same old pics are getting old!

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  9. can i get a flu shot suppository.

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  10. Kansas City Ebola Scare Update And Deets!!!

    IS KANSAS CITY READY FOR EBOLA?!?!

    TKC SUNDAY SPECIAL!!! EBOLA FEAR AND QUARANTINE HIT KANSAS CITY!!!

    KANSAS CITY EBOLA FEAR PERSISTS!!!

    SHOCK!!! MISSOURI FEARS EBOLA BOMB!!!

    TKC Tipsters Told You So: Ebola Fear Abounds Throughout Kansas City

    It's like a Stupidity Greatest Hits package.

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  11. The boobs of denise are not scary. She is wonderful.

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  12. wow, Tony Botello, ebola sleazebag, who'd have thought.

    (me)

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  13. How bout some more of that protest thingy stuff.

    Enjoying seeing the arrests.

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  14. This is Old Testament shit pure and simple. Katheryn Shield's return to politics shoots out of the rumor mill and sickness pervades the land. A rain of frogs or lesser amphibians comes next. Then, it gets really ugly.

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  15. The tension of waiting for the next post is putting me to sleep. TKC coma syndrome.

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  16. Hates "Inappropriate Behavior"12/22/14, 7:39 PM

    Hey blasphemer 7:29 PM

    At least Ms. Shields never had even one child taken away from her by any state, but I suppose Jim Glover cannot make such a bold claim!

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  17. Glover has spent too many years in a house alone with a strong drink, porn magazines and a hand cream dispenser. Begone you creep me out!

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  18. Chipperways traftm12/22/14, 8:06 PM

    No Link Pool tonight?

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  19. God gave me Ebola

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  20. Some of this shit is funny. Here's a prediction. Fist bumps replace the hand shake in 5 years.

    You heard it here first.

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  21. wear a sneeze guard and bow to each other

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  22. I thought Tony was going to be on Ruckus again.

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