Any pro-sports win streak is inherently fragile, mysterious and might end at any given moment.
Accordingly and because somebody needs to say it:
PAUL RUDD SWAGGER-JACKING THE SPOTLIGHT FROM THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS PROBABLY RUINED THE WORLD SERIES BECAUSE THE LONGTIME B-LISTER MADE THE 29 YEAR DROUGHT ALL ABOUT HIS HACK COMEDY CAREER!!!
The calculated move of inviting everybody to his mom's house for a victory party earned much more favorable press than his last half dozen flop movies.
Yes, dudes like Paul Rudd because his public persona seems likeable, non-threatening with only the slight possibility that he might make an unwanted advance.
Women celebrate Paul Rudd because he's the idealized version of the man they'll settle for . . .
But c'mon, most of his movies are horrible, he has been giving the same interview for 20 years AND MOST IMPORTANTLY . . . Kansas City celebration of B-list frat-boy mediocrity is EXACTLY the kind of mental laziness that has doomed this po'dunk town to 29 years without much playoff success.
In other words . . .
EMBRACING PAUL RUDD STEALING THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS SPOTLIGHT ONLY SPELLS DOOM IN THE LONG RUN!!!
Just something for Kansas City to contemplate during the late night when the demons of too many wasted days haunt us amid early morning hours.
Hopefully, more for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!
Dude, half of that was funny the other half bitch. Can't figure out which is which.
ReplyDelete...and if for no other reason, he's white.
ReplyDeleteIdiot
ReplyDeleteSomebody jealous.
ReplyDeleteGoddamn it, Tony. Shut your fucking hole. You've been bad mouthing the Royals all year long and now you're badmouthing a funny Kansas City comedian. You were wrong about the Royals and now you're wrong about this. Get back into the basement....
ReplyDeleteI think Rudd jumped the shark with I Love You, Man
ReplyDeleteMaybe one of the shittiest movies I've ever seen.
Hating on your betters, Tony. Tsk, tsk. Typical.
ReplyDeleteCITY BAD
ReplyDeleteSUCCESSFUL PEOPLE BAD
ROYALS SUCCESS BAD
You have fed them with the bread of tears, And You have made them to drink tears in large measure.
Tony -- Agreed!
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ReplyDeleteYou hate Christmas and New Year's and all the holidays and birthday parties and anything fun, don't you, Tony.
You are really a huge dick.
Hater.
You bitched at your own birthday parties, didn't you?
What are you going on about?
ReplyDeleteOnce again, Botello, you are a fucking idiot.
ReplyDeleteI would be happy if Tony satisfied himself by passing on the WS. Wouldn't that be a hoot heh Tony?
ReplyDeleteBitter hatter.
I thought that shit was funny.
ReplyDeleteWhere'd all these Paul Rudd fans come from, Cider House Rules reruns got you bitches misty eyed?
ReplyDeleteRudd > Any blogger in the world
ReplyDeleteHmm, I guess Tony knows more about casting that say, oh I don't know, Judd Apatow, who has cast Rudd many times.
ReplyDeleteThis is Tony's pinnacle trolling post.
ReplyDeleteGet a life. Oh wait...my bad.
"B Lister" huh? Jennifer Aniston probably picks up his phone calls on the first ring. Yeah, he's a real loser. Does charitable stuff for KC too. He's a real dick alright.
ReplyDeleteI'm probably a bigger troll than Tony writing this, but what if this year's postseason was MANUFACTURED?
ReplyDeleteNow hear me out: First you had a pop star having a hit single called "Royals" to kick off the season, which songwriter Lorde said she was inspired after seeing George Brett in a Nat Geo issue of all things.
Then you Sung Woo, that no. 1 international fan from Korea.
And finally, you have the best MLB Wild Card game in recent history.
"Last Boy Scout" style, pro sports are rigged, specifically scripted. Take into consideration that Jackson County renovated the Truman Sports Complex at the expense of the taxpayer, resulting in both teams staying another quarter of a century. The league already gave us the All-Star Game in '12, so why not a Pennant to seal the deal?
What I'm saying is a lot of entities are tied to pro sports. A small market success story could also reinvigorate an entire league. Just saying. Food for thought. Don't give a knee-jerk reaction and ponder about it for a second.
Sports are rigged, they have a lot of economical and sociological ties to a market; not to mention sports gambling. Take it with a grain of salt, people, and consider.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe people read this shit. First and last time to read this blog. How boring.
ReplyDelete@1:08 - We're through the looking glass here people. Nice work, much more entertaining than TK's joke.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you have been to Colorado and got the cheap stuff. Quit smoking that stuff. It is making you sound dumber.
ReplyDeleteWhat would you expect from a "MISSIVE ILLEGAL MEXICAN" living in his mothers basement.
ReplyDeleteShow your papers beaner.
While Paul Rudd may be a total hack, he is NO BIGGER SELF PROMOTER than a certain basement dwelling Mexican on Jenny Craig.
Clown does come to mind.
BTW. Stop wearing your size 42 "skinny jeans" with the zipper in the rear.
I have to agree with Tony a little on this one. I don't think Rudd is a bad guy, but he rode the free publicity pony a little too hard. He probably wouldn't want Royals players stealing his thunder at a red carpet event.
ReplyDeleteNice retort Tony !
ReplyDeleteRudd Rules, Tony drools.
ReplyDeleteWhy was the Hispanic fan on the field arrested and spent the night in jail, but the jew actor runs around getting on camera with no problem?
ReplyDeleteGood job, Tony.
Tonya is a fucking hater, mad because the dude is funny and he's a doucher....
ReplyDelete1:08AM comment....very interesting theory! See what happens when you stay up late? The false paradigm that you normally accept as reality wears thin, and you get a glimpse of the truth.
ReplyDeleteAnd I also agree with Tony's comments on Rude Rudd. Get the *uck off the field actor boy!
Oh stop. That's a stretch.
ReplyDeleteReally. Stop.
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