Not so long ago, Kansas City attempted to prevent so many races and marathons from taking over local streets and making midday weekend traffic nearly impassible.
Double races are set to create a traffic jam tomorrow.
A rather DEDICATED TKC READER asks:
"What happened to the promise that the races would be limited to Sunday morning? These two appear to be on Saturday when businesses are trying to be open,"
Obviously, Kansas City simply gave in to the Marathon-Industrial-Complex and locals are once again subject to the stampede of JoCo interlopers clogging local streets amid a steady pace of broken promises from local government.
Developing . . .
But it's all about fitness Tony!!
ReplyDeleteScrew these freaks. Just like those morons that were running on Ward Pkwy last Saturday morning. Some douchey hipster thought he was going to direct traffic. Newsflash: he and the dumb runners scattered like roaches when the grill of my Mercedes came plowing on through. It was a hoot! This sort of shit needs to be held at Swope Park, the stadiums, etc. Keep it off the streets.
ReplyDeleteWaaaaaaaaaaa.
ReplyDeletePussies. Snivelers. Whiners.
I may have too wait at the light.
Never a good idea to let the fox (http://kcraceday.org/about/) guard the chicken coup. What in the world was KC Parks & Recreation thinking???
ReplyDeleteIs this the positive post you mentioned?
ReplyDeleteShitiots. Pure stupidity from KCMO. Again. And again. And again. And again.
ReplyDeleteWooo is me. Pretty sure Glazier is running in one of these.
ReplyDeleteIs it therapeutic when you groan. I am sure the burden of the heavy yoke of life and the turgid dual testicles of dismay is beyond your threshold of pain.
Sounds like my ex-wife.
This is payback for not passing the magical mystical combination flying carpet and streetcar.
ReplyDeleteYou are beyond great 448.
ReplyDeleteAnd Mensa boy will hurf durf in three... two... .
ReplyDeleteHEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'M RUNNING!!
I'M A RUNNER!!!!!
I REALLY AM SOMEBODY TODAY!!!!!
Now I need that cool sticker to go on my Prius so everyone knows I can run. Yippee!
DeleteThese must be the same kinds of clods that are buying those moronic bracelet watches that give you little jolts when you haven't walked in a given period of time.
ReplyDeleteWhat a culture.
Floor that Slade.....run the fuckers over !
ReplyDeleteKale shit will wash off with Mean Green.....
Polar Bear, ROFLMAO! You rock!
DeleteLols Kale shits! WTF? This place cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteFunny Sly has not raised the cost of permits for runs so it would become painful. Then the promoters would take their events to WyDot, JoCo, Raymore, Blue Springs, etc. We are sick of them in KCMO.
ReplyDeleteAs I review the events in the world over the last week, no dismay matches the pain I endure when I have to wait for runners to pass.
ReplyDeleteBunch of girly men.
I'm guessing that the events of the past week involve you being a sanctimonious pantload on several message boards.
ReplyDelete904, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
ReplyDeleteThey can't hear your cries from Kansas
But they bring 10 million in revenue from pecan salad sales
ReplyDelete5K's are 90 minutes long.
ReplyDeleteBFD.