TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! PANTY RAID!!! BELOVED LOCAL ARTIST PEREGRINE HONIG BUSTED BY HOMELAND SECURITY FOR HER KANSAS CITY ROYALS PANTIES!!!



The latest from our most celebrated Kansas City artist Peregrine Honig:



"Major League Baseball just took our panties. ‪#‎homelandsecurity‬ — with Birdies Bridal and Danielle Meister at birdies."

This should put everybody on notice that Kansas City is undergoing a crackdown from law enforcement in order to protect the licensing rights of the MLB.

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Comments

  1. Anonymous10/21/14, 4:30 PM

    Will they send her to Guantanamo Bay?

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  2. Anonymous10/21/14, 4:40 PM

    PLEASE send her to Guantanamo Bay. I've you've ever spent 10 minutes with her, you'd know that she'd make waterboarding look like bobbing for apples. She would be the PERFECT TORTURE METHOD FOR AL QAEDA!

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  3. mark smith10/21/14, 4:43 PM

    She does resemble a beardless bin laden.

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  4. Redd Foxx10/21/14, 4:52 PM

    She is lucky that they didn't bust her for being butt ugly.

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  5. Anonymous10/21/14, 5:10 PM

    Moral of the story: Be careful who you let see your panties.

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  6. Anonymous10/21/14, 5:10 PM

    Rich girl and she knows it don't matter anyhow.

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  7. Got smart and moved to Lee's Summit10/21/14, 5:23 PM

    I sure hope that after the world series all the propaganda about how great of a city this is, motivates the local government to try and do a better job of making this a better place to live.

    While propaganda is the shit that is believed by the people who are stuck on the tit, but this is a huge event and the truth about how Kansas city truly sucks will find its way out for the rest of the world to see.

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  8. America's Funnyman Neil Hamburger10/21/14, 5:36 PM

    The TSA worker was subsequently fired for not following proper protocol in dealing with biohazardous waste.

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  9. Anonymous10/21/14, 5:39 PM

    Now I'm scared, I just had the same logo tattooed on my johnson. You don't think they will take it too do you?

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  10. Anonymous10/21/14, 5:59 PM

    5:36 is angsty. i would be to if I lived in a bland, beige white-mare.

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  11. Anonymous10/21/14, 6:00 PM

    Correction, 5:23 is the angsty rube.

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  12. Anonymous10/21/14, 6:21 PM

    You would think that someone who claims to be an artist -- a creator -- would understand the legal concept of trademark.

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  13. Anonymous10/21/14, 7:29 PM

    Those could carry Ebola or worse !

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  14. Anonymous10/21/14, 8:14 PM

    Probably happened on purpose. Her sister's getting all the attention lately.

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  15. Anonymous10/21/14, 8:50 PM

    Kind of looks like Bob Dylan with the retro hair.

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  16. Anonymous10/21/14, 9:55 PM

    seriously, this is worth posting?

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  17. Anonymous10/21/14, 10:20 PM

    Gotta make sure your panties are licensed.

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  18. Anonymous10/21/14, 10:24 PM

    Homeland Security? Seriously?

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  19. Anonymous10/22/14, 12:40 AM

    I told you she's with ISIS!

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  20. Anonymous10/22/14, 4:33 AM

    another publicity stunt from the queen of me

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  21. Anonymous10/22/14, 5:54 AM

    Possible Glazer wife ?

    Oh wait, he has already did her and is doing a movie about it.

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  22. Anonymous10/22/14, 6:37 AM

    being a lil rich artist doesn't excuse you from the law, jew faced bitch

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  23. J.W.10/22/14, 7:30 AM

    Well this just jinxed the Royals, who are now doomed to lose.

    PantyGate.

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  24. Anonymous10/22/14, 10:43 AM

    Homeland should have taken her away for impersonating an artist.

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  25. KC Creatives Are Laughing At Her10/22/14, 4:13 PM

    Considering her history of ripping off other people's work and claiming it as her own, the situation with Homeland Security is hilarious!

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  26. Anonymous10/22/14, 4:28 PM

    4:13 speaks the truth.
    Never, ever exhibit anything at any gallery she has anything to do with.

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  27. Anonymous10/22/14, 4:32 PM

    dude called her a " Jew faced bitch ".......

    LMFAO..... FTW dude !

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  28. Anonymous10/23/14, 1:10 AM

    Ratchet ho.

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  29. Anonymous10/23/14, 3:08 AM

    wth is wrong with people leaving these nasty comments. the internet is your shield. call her names to her face, I dare you. assholes.

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