THE TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! TOP 5 REASONS THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS NEED TO GET RID OF GEORGE BRETT!!!



The recent success of the Kansas City Royals give us reason to hope but also evokes a bit of contemplation on this town's history.

Playoff winning seems even sweeter given a losing streak that lasted for more than a generation. But, to really enjoy the current victories and continue on a victorious requires breaking free from the past and forgetting about old school losing ways.

To wit . . .

IT'S TIME FOR THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS TO DUMP GEORGE BRETT AND EMBRACE A NEW BASEBALL SUCCESS STORY!!!

As always, we have evidence to back up our assertions.

And so . . .

CHECK THE TOP 5 REASONS THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS MUST GET RID OF GEORGE BRETT!!!

Let's make it hot . .

BRETT SPENDS A LOT OF TIME TALKING DOWN THE TEAM'S CURRENT TALENT!!!



Notice that Brett has stopped giving interviews because recently he went on about how the team is so great without any big names, implying that they still aren't as good as him. Until the team gets a championship, that's fair enough but clearly doesn't help their cause.

POOP STORIES AND POP TUNES AREN'T THAT VALUABLE IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!



Yea, we can go on and on about Brett mixing it up with a pop star but his poop story is such a better tune.

IF GEORGE BRETT IS SO VALUABLE TO KANSAS CITY, WHY DOESN'T ANY OTHER MLB TEAM WANT TO HIRE HIM?!?!

The Royals batters didn't listen to Brett when he recently spent time coaching, this year he didn't even bother to put on the coaching farce that was going embarrassing.

THE ROYALS WOULD HAVE MADE THE PLAYOFFS WITHOUT GEORGE BRETT'S HELP!!!



Seriously, does anybody but George Brett believe that he's in any way responsible for the recent success. George Brett might be a nice guy when he's not threatening fanboys with gunfire but that's not enough reason to keep him around.

29 YEARS HANGING ON IS ENOUGH, GEORGE BRETT HOGGING THE SPOTLIGHT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO FOCUS THE NEW AND NEXT GENERATION OF ROYALS BASEBALL!!!

And here's where we must speak to the topic of incentive. The Royals keep Brett around to create a sense of continuity and for marketing purposes, but 1985 is a distant memory and should remain as much. Hanging on to the past isn't healthy and doesn't really help. As the Royals embark on a new era of success, it's time to part company with Brett not only because it provides an clear path to the future but also because nobody wants to see an old dude hanging on to glory days and bringing down the current celebration.

And all this has inspired tonight's playlist.



As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night.

Comments

  1. I guess you could say that same thing about len dawson too.

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  2. Man Tony, you so do not get sports at all, lol

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  3. Shut the fuck up...seriously...shut the fuck up. Brett is a KC institution....shut the fuck up.

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  4. You have fed them with the bread of tears; you have made them drink tears by the bowlful. Let your tears flow like a river day and night; give yourself no relief, your eyes no rest. All night long you flood my bed with weeping and drench your couch with tears.

    Oh, that my head were a spring of water and my eyes a fountain of tears!

    But I'm not some sort of asshole who hates where he lives. When people are miserable, it kills them to see others happy. They want what happy people have. When they can't have that, they think making others miserable is the next best thing.

    So Go Royals, and go away TKC - board your sloop of misery and float away on your river of tears into your ocean of briny weeping.

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  5. jeeezuz..1023 ,you are one sick mother fucker..SICK,i say..why dont YOU just move along??

    OH,THE UN-GODLY SELF LOATHING !!!

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  6. Miss Sweetie Pie saying this is 2014 not 1985!!!!10/11/14, 10:36 PM

    Mr. Tony,
    Funny thing is I never liked George Brett.
    Many players have come and gone that were far better than Brett.

    Look at Lorenzo Cain!
    His outfield catches take your breath away, hits are there, runs a bit like a crazy legs but then he turns and really gives a heart felt ain't it great to play ball smile!
    No, Brett didn't have that human appeal.

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  7. Say what???!! Who's wetting whose bed? Jeez, keep that stuff private dude!

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  8. love your take,sweetie flaps..GO ROYALS!!!

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  9. Byron Funkhouser.

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  10. The # 5 is okay. TKC is ashamed. Glazer will lick his ass tonight. All is well.

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  11. You really need to find a decent idol, 1038.

    The Tony love is gay.

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  12. Why do we, I mean u, care?

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  13. "...board your sloop of misery and float away on your river of tears into your ocean of briny weeping."

    poetry

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  14. They need to keep somebody from '85 around. But yeah, he does more harm than good.

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  15. Who is this Brett guy?

    I like the cut of his jib!

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  16. George Brett is so 1980s. Can't blame him for hogging the spotlight long after his 15 minutes were up, but nowadays the word that comes to mind when I see his recent photos is "dissipated."

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  17. He certainly enjoyed debauchery in Westport/Plaza bar hookups in the '80s. More piggish than polite. Talk about "Katie bar the door"

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  18. u pathetic fucking Kale eating ass clowns need to wipe the cock off your mouths from your frothy night at Missie B's.....

    Shut the fuck up. Brett was probably down there dancing with you lame fucks last night.

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  19. Man, hate corrodes your soul.

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  20. GB could be a real asshole no doubt. In fact, I bet he still is a real asshole. I tend to flip off his house every time I drive by hoping he is looking out the window.

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  21. I'm suspecting that most of the comments say more about the poster than about Brett.

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  22. Then 10:57 you are clueless about George Brett.

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  23. ....as if KC is any better because of Tony.

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  24. Hogging the spotlight? WTF?

    Again, just the other day, Brett was telling the media he was SICK and TIRED of talking about the 1985 team, that EVERYBODY NEEDED TO MOVE ON TO THE PRESENT!!!!!!

    Point your finger at the media Tony, as they're the ones who keep dredging up 1985 and pointing the cameras at Brett during the games.

    Cheers to Brett for deciding to make his home in the KC area, marrying a local woman, and raising a family here.

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  25. We should all enjoy the Royals success while it last. David Glass will start selling off the good players next season and we will go another 30 years without a playoff win. If anyone should go, it should be David Glass. He should sell the team to people who care about Kansas City. I am surprised he doesn't have Wal-Mart employees out there playing for $12/hr.

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  26. @1:35 I sure hope you're wrong, but I get a sinking feeling this bastard is going to do it.

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  27. Better title: Brett = Has been.

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  28. Top 5 reasons Tony hasn't sucked George Brett off yet.
    1 he's white
    2 he's white
    3 he's white
    4 he's white
    5 he's white

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  29. once Shields leaves, and depending on the success of this post-season run, there are compelling reasons for Glass to sell the team off. there are not really prospects for a "Royals era" but rather a good season or two. there is a reason MLB teams do not play 19th century "small ball", it doesn't work in the end with a "live ball". this same team could play another season and out of sheer statistical variation, end up winning 79 games instead of 89 games. there will be a reversion to the mean, especially once Shields is gone. think '03 Marlins and you have the picture.

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  30. I agree wit T. The fucker won't go away. He's like the Ghost of Championships past. You don't see any of the other '85 Team members that live in town, hanging around like Brett does. Besides he sort of a douche.

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  31. George can barely get it up and when I touch his quivering pecker he came all over my hand.

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