Mayor Sly Celebrates Alleged Kansas City Royals World Series Big Bucks

The Kansas City World Series "economic impact" debate is one we're not having because most people realize that the MLB has mostly rigged the stats to such outrageous proportions that touting them almost seems like parody. Almost . . . Kansas City is raking in a lot of cash because of the World Series

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  1. You can't like this. It's positive news.

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  2. It's positive for KC but more money for City Hall means more pet projects for Sly and his goons.

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  3. TKC Is Soooo Negative10/24/14, 9:49 AM

    There is NO economic impact. People didn't actually buy all those T-shirts and other clothing. People didn't actually drop all that money at McFadden's, other bars and restaurants. Those parking people and vendors didn't actually work at the K for all those playoff games and World Series games that wouldn't have been held if the Royals hadn't gone into the post season. The grounds crew didn't actually work those extra games. Nope. There is no economic impact at all.

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  4. "Careful What You Wish For"

    [Verse 1]
    So this is it...
    This is what I wished for
    Just isn't how I envisioned it
    Famed to the point of imprisonment
    I just thought the shit'd be different
    But something changed
    The minute that I got a whiff of it
    I started to inhale it
    Smell it
    Started sniffin' it
    And it became my cocaine
    I just couldn't quit
    I just wanted a little bit
    Then it turned me (in) to a monster
    I became a hypocrite
    Event after event

    I was raking in the dough
    Rolling in green
    Had the game hemmed up
    Like a sewing machine
    But I was losing my freedom
    There was no where for me
    To not go and be seen
    And just go and be me
    And there was no in-between
    You either loved it or hate it

    Every mayoral critic gave me a 3, then 3
    Years later, they'd go back and re-rate me
    And call the Fat Sly KC's the greatest
    That Sylvester James was a classic
    The Dancin' Sly Show was fantastic
    But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it
    I guess enough time just ain't passed, yet
    A couple more years, that shit'll be ill-matic
    And eight years later, I'm still at it
    Divorce, re-married
    A felon
    A father
    Sleeping pill addict
    And this is real talk
    I feel like the Incredible Hulk
    My back has been broke, and I can still walk

    [Chorus]
    So be careful what you wish for
    'Cause you just might get it
    And if you get it then you just might not know
    What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
    Come back on you ten-fold

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  5. Harvey "Goutfoot" Wireman, USMC Korea '51-'5310/24/14, 12:42 PM

    You clods don't seem to realize that the entire US economy is now based on smartphones and snackfoods.

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  6. The county GIVES 2 Million a year to the stadiums. So 29 losing years times 2 equals 58 million that has been invested and so they still come out losers.

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  7. Should I be expecting a tax refund now?

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  8. Of course Slyme the Tap Dancin Minstrel didn't have diddly dick to do with any of it, but you can bet he'll be standing there grinning like the village idiot and taking credit for it. Just be sure to leave some of the credit to Black Beaver Cleaver; his ego will expect some massaging, too.

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  9. What a paradox, we spend millions getting snubbed by the Republican convention folks and only a few more million on stadiums. We are really raking it in alright.

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