Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Tragic Kansas City Dumb And Dumber Teens Crash Stolen Minivan Amid Police Chase

KMBC reports local Labor Day weekend double teen stupidity: Police: two teens in custody after minivan stolen

15 Comments:

Anonymous said...

By "teens" you mean black people, right?

Anonymous said...

Sure he means niggers, nigger neighborhood so sure wasn't any whites hanging out there unless Glazer was trolling for a ho.

Anonymous said...

Chances of an Ivy League education for those two are diminishing.

Anonymous said...

But they really was Gentle Teens

Anonymous said...

Now this is news. The KCPD chased down a stolen auto? I thought their procedure was to let simply them drive away.

Anonymous said...

I am going to be shocked if these two miscreants turn to out to be Negro apeagers.

Since the police would not say the race or sex. I have to assume it was two white kids out joy riding and not some TANF born, unwanted, undisciplined, uneducated, unemployable, neck tat, dread lock pants below their stinky asses, drug usin and sellin and glock carrying feral young negro chirren.

Anonymous said...

Anyone going for coffee? Get me one, I drink it teen.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully the cops were able to shoot and kill them???

Anonymous said...

Seriously, a white minivan was their choice for a joyride? A white vehicle made popular by white, suburban women? I'm a white suburban woman and I refuse to own one of those because of the stigma attached. I have no idea how to steal a car but if I was going to try to learn, I'd pick a car worth stealing.

niggers are STUPID said...

told ya......NIGGERS CAN'T DRIVE FAST they were made to run. that way they don't run into things.

Anonymous said...

apeagers....GOOD one!

Anonymous said...

They steal vans and SUVs so they can pile a bunch into them and smoke weed. When they run low on gas they trash the vehicle and steal a new one.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering the same damned thing. Is "teens" the new "blacks". In that case, WTF is a white kid who lives in the city? Certainly not a "teen" nor "urban". It's too confusing.

Anonymous said...

I have my hands up officer because I didn't do anything wrong this car came by and kidnapped me.

Anonymous said...

Scott Wagner is a gentle giant; although extremely dumb.