FINALLY . . . There's a contest in Kansas City that actually piques my interest far more than the mediocre pro-sports games that serve mostly to provide content for beer commercials and the trans fat fast food industry . . .
CHECK OUT TONI BONES SHOWING OFF HER NEW T-SHIRT FEATURING A "SHOUT OUT" TO RADIO JOCK JOHNNY DARE!!!
From what we gather, Toni Bones counts herself in the Afentrra morning show camp . . . This bit of local radio rivalry has been going on for some time and recently ramped up amid courtroom developments.
Here @ TKC . . . We think the activism and community involvement of Toni Bones puts her far ahead of any mere media maven.
More in a bit . . .
Toni needs her own radio show!
ReplyDeleteJohnny Dare wins.
ReplyDeleteIs it true that Toni Gukkun Bones likes her studs long and uncut?
ReplyDeletedamn i actually agree with the dumb bitch..fuck that obnoxious fuck
ReplyDeleteLooks like she is taking a page out of Alonzos playbook.
ReplyDelete1. Unknown shit heel tries to pick a fight with someone of somewhat local celebrity.
2. Hopes said person notices and calls her out. In this case a passing mention on a radio show filled with fart jokes.
3. Basks in dim glow of her 3 minutes of infamy.
Lather, rinse, and repeat.
little PR stunt... she'll get on his show and he'll get her to show him her boobs.
ReplyDeleteis that a good thing?
Wait... are you telling me that people actually still listen to terrestrial radio in 2014?
ReplyDeleteBahahahahahaaaaahhaaaaaaahhaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Rubes!!!!
It says a lot about KCMO when people consider a welfare sucking, white trash skank as some sort of local celebrity. TKC, you can surely find something more worthy of coverage; didn't a zoo animal fart today?
ReplyDeleteMark Smith FTW
ReplyDeleteTony how about a link to the back story?
Toni does need her own radio show. It can be called "Wait Wait Don't Smell Me."
ReplyDeleteShe practiced that look in the mirror for days.
ReplyDeleteBrutal...
Johnny Dare has a job. Johnny Dare has a skill. Johnny Dare raises lots of money for charity. What does Toni do?
ReplyDeleteToni bones ftw
ReplyDeleteChuck you should have your own radio show too: "I Long For the Release That Death Will Bring."
ReplyDeleteBecause we all long for the release your death will bring.
What a "classic", young, African American female. She uses the language SO well and she is the epitome of everything "American". We are in deep shit folks, deep shit.
ReplyDeleteWhat's her view on receiving a "Dirty Sanchez?"
ReplyDeleteSeriously Tony. If you do not separate yourself from this flaky assed bimbo you are going to loose a hell of a lot of the little bit of credibility you have left.
ReplyDeleteMr. Tony,
ReplyDeleteYou have done lost your mind, you poor thing?
Not one single person, aside from the T-shirt silkscreen vendor, gives a damn about this demented person.
People of low cunning are a bore.
As for Johnny Dare, kinda loud but he is contributing to the SSA.
Is she protesting Johnny Dare or bragging about fucking him?
ReplyDeleteShe is Alonzo's soul mate!
Do you like her because her name is Toni? Or because she's a boner?
ReplyDeleteIs she pissed because Johnny Dare makes 100 times a year she does and does a lot of charitable work? I have literally never heard of her aside from this site and don't really know what she does. As for the knocks on JD telling fart jokes or whatever, what was Afentra just in court for? Talking about porn actors.
ReplyDeletebones is a dumb fuck, but... Dare is a conceited, doggie playtime, wanna be tuff guy...fuck him, and her for that matter
ReplyDeleteFuck Johnny Dare, indeed.
ReplyDeleteBut Toni Bones? The Selfie Activist? She wouldn't be intolerable if she didn't take herself so seriously, and if she wasn't so blitheringly incoherent.
WE ARE TONI BONES!!!
ReplyDeleteI know the guy who started the FJD thing... He plastered downtown with about 200 stickers that said the same... He's a metal head... Good guy, too.... That was THREE years ago...
ReplyDeleteHe did it be cuss JD has NEVER supported or played local bands... And is a fake-assed rock groupie....
Looks like Toni has been hanging out in HWY 40 bars... (For the record, most of you wouldn't last 30 seconds at the Tool Shed)....
G from KC in the STL
If you think she's pissed about money you ate illustrating your own ignorance and lack of engagement. Stfu.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a gay bar. Do they have a restaurant called the Nut Sack? Most of us wouldnt want to hang out, let alone for more than 30 seconds in the Tool Shed. A bunch of methed out wannabe Hells angels who wouldnt last 30 seconds around real outlaw gangs. Yessiree, 30 seconds is more than enough time to inhale the stench of unwashed ass, yeast infected skanks, and failure.
ReplyDeleteLIVE BONES!!!
ReplyDeleteIll take a shot at the " What is Toni Bones pissed about" question.
ReplyDeleteShe is pissed about having to follow laws like carrying your License when you drive.
She is pissed about being told to clean up her eye sore property.
She is pissed about being saddled with kids.
She is pissed that the Government doesnt give her more free shit.
She is pissed about waking up next to some loser who will leave her pregnant and alone.
She is pissed that her life can be condensed to a series of Trailer parks, poor decisions, and a certainty that her current life is as good as it gets.
Mostly I think she is pissed about the way her hair smells after wearing a fucking winter stocking cap in 90 degree heat.
But hey, that's just me. I could be wrong, she may be a regular fuckin Joan of Arc.
MMMmmm. Opinions seem to vary quite a bit on this Tool Shed.
ReplyDeleteOff to read some yelp reviews.
Enough with the pouty mouth shit.
ReplyDeleteMark + 1,000,000,00000000000000000000
ReplyDeleteShouldn't that read "I FUCKED JOHNNY DARE
ReplyDeleteor "i'D FUCK JOHNNY DARE"? Just askin'
She's a doped out high functioning bi-polar nut job and as such qualifies to be the Pied Piper of such ilk. Tony talks a mean game but, in the end she is dependent on the "State" that she pretends to hate so much. Unfortunately she has borne crotch fruit that will subscribe to her pointless point. Sad situation.
ReplyDeletewho the fuck is johnny dare ? Like that Glazer dolt?
ReplyDeletetoolshed aint nothing,just another 40 hiway dive.i kicked the shit out of a wannabe bad ass there once.
ReplyDeletejust a bunch of asshole drunks acting tough..kinda like every other fuckin bar in inde
Admittedly, the Tool Shed is a verifiable shit hole of a dumpster fire.... But you'd piss your pants in 46 seconds. Didn't say it was a great place... It is what it is... Oh, and the "biker gangs" DO stop by.... Suck it...
ReplyDeleteG from KC in the STL
Suck that
ReplyDeleteClever.... Ever been there? "biker gangs"!!!!!! Ha h ha ha ha ha!!!!! Pussy... Go wash your sheets...
ReplyDeleteG
I dunno where you got that picture but Toni Bonless is looking quite a bit like E.T. Too bad she doesn't know how to phone home.
ReplyDeleteThese commenters are a joke.
ReplyDeleteTeam Bones all the way.
Id lick her spit off of a fork.
ReplyDeleteI have jacked off two day old cum that is better than Johnny Dare. I was banging his old girl friend from the spa joint and she said he had a little dick and could not get hard half the time.....that's why she sent him a Dear Johnny.
ReplyDeleteAs for Toni Bones. She is just a common variety stink pussy cunt. Something Tony dreams about nightly.
At one time, I actually listened to Johnny Dare. But all he ever talked about was the poor black man. He is just another libtard.
ReplyDeleteI support Toni Bones because you guys seem ugly and fat where she is cute, skinny and a lot more clever than all of you.
ReplyDeleteI am a cheater, I like Johnny and Toni and I read them on TKC. There is no such thing as loyalty.
ReplyDeleteToni and Liberty > Johnny Dare and Gail's commercials.
ReplyDeleteI was/were going to say something here. But was/were wondering if I'd be attacked by Bones or the English Majors.
ReplyDeleteSo maybe if I was/were stoned as bad as Toni I'd not give a fuck either.
Toni Bones pussy would be like fucking a 5 gallon bucket of butter milk with maggots and dead carp floating in it.
ReplyDeleteShe would bang Johnny Dare in a second. She's not only a whore...she's a media whore!
ReplyDeleteI picked Toni up once at Stix & Stones in the Creek. I didnt know who she was until later. She was a decent fuck, but she is a bit squishy from children birthing. It was a descent time, and she swallows so that was a bonus. If she ever comes by Pappys Den, I call dibs. I was just another long haired Harley guy to her. Oh well, such is life.
ReplyDeleteno shit 1031? years back i took tonis mom out.we went bowling a few frames then had drinks..soon afterward she gave me a hot carl in the shitter at the verona room..
ReplyDeleteToni Bones would wipe the floor with that douchebag.
ReplyDeleteUmmm ... Stix and Stones is in Indenpendence.... Right around the corner from your federal 8 slumlord's "house".... Get your geography straight.... Please... That's only one of the reasons I know you live with your parents.....
ReplyDeleteG
It is in Sugar Creek fool. That is why you can still smoke there. Dumbass.
Deletei fucked this bitch once and it wasn't a happy ending.
ReplyDeleteWhere is her I sucked and fucked Byron shirt at? Just imagine the breed of babies they could make. Super IQ Welfare Recipients. Smoke weed, talk shit, spew hate, all the while as they trash the working man who supports their asses.
ReplyDeleteShe that makes herself an ass must not take it ill if men ride her.
ReplyDeleteanother pearl of wisdom ,smarty..
ReplyDeletebyron says nicely done
So, she has a new shirt? What is the story here?
ReplyDeleteI think this means she has already gone through the black population so now she is ready for some white meat.
ReplyDeleteWe can learn a lot about racism and white privilege from women like Toni Bones
ReplyDeleteStoned selfies and slap fights with radio personalities past their sell by date. Truly, Toni is the greatest activist ever...just ask her.
ReplyDeleteIf a Nail Tech can run City Hall then why would anyone be critical of Toni Bones?
ReplyDeleteI AM TONI BONES!!!
ReplyDeleteWE NEED A LIVE BONES STADIUM.
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