Thursday, August 07, 2014

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY INSIDERS CALL OUT TOP 5 REASONS WHY SEN. CLAIRE COULD SOON ANNOUNCE HER BID FOR GOVERNOR!!!



Our bloggy community predicted the primary season just as good as anybody else, and now KICK-ASS KANSAS CITY INSIDERS share some insights about a political move in the making . . .

CHECK THE TOP 5 REASONS SEN. CLAIRE McCASKILL COULD SOON ANNOUNCE HER BID FOR GOVERNOR!!!

5. Has Anybody Seen Her Endorse Chris Koster For Gov?!?!?

Didn't think so . . .

4. Her Buddies Note She Has Always Wanted To Be The First Lady Gov. In Missouri History

A lady who has owned many a jet plane in her life has to keep coming up with new goals . . .

3. Roy Temple Isn't Hanging Around For Nothing . . .

Sen. Claire has "her people" taking over all of the important Missouri leadership positions. Mr. Temple is just one instance of that strategy.

2. Sen. Claire Isn't Shy About Stabbing Democrats In The Back . . .

Just ask Bob Holden . . .

1. The Switcheroo With Gov. Jay Will Have Local Newsies Celebrating . . .

About a month from now, expect Dead Tree Media to blog this and pretend it's news.

Developing . . .

54 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice throw. Much like the monkeys at the zoo. They throw their shit hoping it hits, something, anything.

If by chance McCaskill happens to run for Gov at some point, the claim for credit will roar thru Rainbow Rabbit fibers like a runaway train. Anybody with half a brain knows there is a "chance" this could happen. But then earth could be hit by a meteor too. If it happens will TKC take credit for it happening. He told you so.

Told you so, told you so, told you so.

Anonymous said...

Plus she is a fucking cunt!

Anonymous said...

Notice the resemblance between McCaskill and Jean Peters-Baker ?

Anonymous said...

She cannot get elected to statewide office again. She would have lost last time except she ran against an idiot. She has a job until 2018 then she will probably never be seen in Missouri again.

The Future said...

Senator Mike Sanders

Tuluride said...

I don't see her running for Gov. The lady is getting up in age. It would be grueling to chase a new seat. She has millions in the bank and the whole world to explore. Now this could change if she becomes single. She tends to go to her safe zone. As for Holden, he got the support to run because it was "his turn". Big mistake for the Missouri Democratic Party. He is a worthless shit. Claire was right to challenge him.

Anonymous said...

She feels it is a mortal lock with Hillary on the ballot; however, she will only hand the office to Peter Kinder just like she handed it to Baby Blunt. People do not like Claire. She can pick up the pieces after crooks like Reiderer, or when Aiken starts talking about rape. No one votes FOR Claire -- they vote against who she is running against. Kinder is a scumbag but he is smarter than Aiken. Kinder is not crazy, his religion is an act.

Anonymous said...

Sent Sanders? Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Now that's a funny!!

Anonymous said...

Sanders would fill his secret panties with cum if he had the chance to sit in Harry Truman's senate desk.

Anonymous said...

Are there enough jobs in Washington for Sanders' collection of perverts? Calvin? Miriam? Jeph? Ferdie?

Big Jay Nixon said...

That Senate seat is mine Mickey.

Two of these things belong together said...

Is there anyone in the county executives office who puts the proper set of genitals together? My God people!

Anonymous said...

Claire will help Claire. She learned how to backstab from two of the least ethical women ever to walk the face of the Earth: Betty McCaskill and Dutch Newman.

Sanders goes to the lower house said...

Tony: Take it one step further. Between the November election and Christmas, Cleaver will announce he will not seek re-election in 2016.

Anonymous said...

Does Miriam take one of her girlfriends to Washington with Mike and leave Fat-boy Kevin to drive Dutch Newman's corpse to fundraisers?

Anonymous said...

8:12 AM
LOL

The Pretty Mr. K said...

What? Maybe the AG's investigatory power should be turned toward a certain Senators campaign finance activities?

No. unleash Diana on Claire said...

Kinda fucks things up for Kander -- closed off against the rail with a view of the field.

Baby Blunt said...

She's easy to beat like a gong. Not even close.

Anonymous said...

She was telling everyone she was going to be president last year. Clair says a lot of things.

Mike X said...

I hear there are some great wig stores in Washington. Man I wish I could live there. It must be heaven!

Anonymous said...

Has she pledged not to use unsolicited bulk e-mail in her campaign?

A Certain Senator said...

I cannot even send an email you fucking shit. I cannot speak for my staff. They do what needs to be done. Now sit there and shut up I have to count my second husband's money. I am very busy. Vote for me.

Anonymous said...

MCCaskill can't run for Governor. She has to have an ass to kiss for direction. The state would be in shambles. I seriously doubt the Democrats can win the governorship after Jay.

Anonymous said...

With the help of Dutch Newman's mob friends Claire had her first husband killed in KCK.

Anonymous said...

Claire cannot beat a candidate who is on their game. Claire is a bottom feeder. The same is true for Sanders for that matter.

It is one of the more pathetic sites in KCMO said...

8/7/14, 8:12 AM Kevin Hennossy fucked over his public reputation when he started driving that hag around. It is hard for anyone to take a grown man seriously who drives an elderly woman around for pocket cash. A pathetic creep like that deserves every kick to his ball-less groin he receives. He was even servicing saggy-pants Michele for a while I hear, which is enough to make me want to puke up. He could have been a man and instead he showed himself as a worm.

SharkTank said...

She will lose.

She does wear saggy-butt slacks said...

The thought of Michelle Newman with anything is disgusting. You really don't think IT has a sex drive do you?

Anonymous said...

Kinder by double digits even with Hillary at the top of the Democrat ticket.

Anonymous said...

"Pathetic 'Sights"

I have never figured out why grown men assume submissive roles to old women like that.

Anonymous said...

The Demorats are pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Claire is dreaming. Retire and you do not get embarrassed bitch! You will not face another Tea Party type. RETIRE

Anonymous said...

Having known some of her relatives I can say with some authority The Governorship is the ultimate goal

Anonymous said...

she's a mudshark. daddy gets to clean up. it's ok, he like nigger juice.

Anonymous said...

The Dems will start a rat race chasing each others offices and lose access to all of them.

Anonymous said...

She is spending a lot of money gathered through bed sores.

Anonymous said...

Didn't she just purchase a million dollar plus condo across the street from the White House? She will hook her star to Hillary for media coverage. Claire loves attention, but I don't think she would lower her image profile to run for gov position.

Anonymous said...

Who is the fucking idiot who came up with this ridiculous post? Claire is one of the most powerful Senators in Washington and is having the time of her life. She's bought a new mansion and has settled in for the long term. She's not coming back to Missouri. She's in the big leagues now unlike this blog. Koster is the Dem choice for Governor and will win easily. This post reminds me of 99% of the "tipsters" great insider information. Total crap! Someone should do a fact check on Tony's. Where are you Helling?

Anonymous said...

Excuse us 11:52. Sorry to down grade Claire's success. Correcting condo purchase to "new mansion."

Anonymous said...

Maybe the nation will get lucky and see Claire and her kind have fatal strokes while they rob the rest of us blind.

Anonymous said...

Even on a paid tour there is no way that Mike Sanders will make it anyway hear Truman's desk.

Anonymous said...

if Tony fucked Claire, their offspring would be Alonzo.

Anonymous said...

First, it was a $1.9M condo three blocks from the WH. Second, she has no thoughts of running for Gov, none, nada, zip.

Anonymous said...

Expect Nixon to run against Blunt. After the impeachment fiasco in 2015, the Dems will have huge numbers in 2016. Huge.

Anonymous said...

Nixon is fried rice. Koster can't win - too much smut in his closet. Question is; Who do the Republicans have in the wings?

Anonymous said...

Well, one thing. If Claire would become governor... she'll name names on these Republican legislators and run em out of town.

Don't think she'll be nearly as polite as Nixon!

Anonymous said...

Total Nonsense. Claire is one of the more influential members of the Senate now. Why on earth would you give that up for the Jeff City shitshow?

You couldn't pay me a million dollars a year to work in Jeff City. The Legislature has turned into junior high student council; we should pay them their per diem in candy bars.

Anonymous said...

Claire influential, sounds like the Star shitbagz have been reading Politico.com again.

Anonymous said...

This post, that Claire would run for Governor, is just plain stupid. Only an ignorant, failed politician would trade the US Senate for a statehouse (Are you listening Brownback?).

Anonymous said...

After Claire went after NASCAR yesterday, and the National Gaurd to boot, it should be pretty obvious she isn't going anywhere...she isn't planning on running for anything.

George said...

She only won last time because Akin shot himself in the foot. I think Missouri is tired of her "good ol' independent, common-sense, cookie-bakin' Claire from Missourah" act. She is a flaming liberal Obama enabler.

Devil Anse said...

She has a chance to become the first female governor. I think the first lady governor is a stretch.

Anonymous said...

Fun Fact -- Only politicians, mostly Democrats, call it "Missourah." Everyone else pronounces it correctly.