Thursday, August 07, 2014

MUST READ!!! CRAIG GLAZER SHARES THE INSIDE LINE ON THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!!!



TKC NOTE: Up top that's local Twin Peaks hottie Amanda showing off her selfie to her many social media fans and now here's our pal Craig making his call about tonight's game. 

Check it:

Craig Glazer: Chiefs Rebuilding Years Start Again Tonight

I'm gonna make you rich in just a few short months. Here's how!!! The Chiefs have a magic number like all NFL teams. Meaning how many regular season games with the Chiefs win. You can bet over the magic number over or under. This year Vegas has them at 8 1/2 wins. That means you must bet they win more or less games than that in the entire regular season. So if you take the OVER, the Chiefs must win 9 games. Under they must only win 8 or less. With their tough schedule, the Chiefs will be happy to win 6 or 7 games. Only several quarterback injuries to guys like Manning or Rivers could get them to 7 or 8 wins. The team has lost 6 key players and replaced them with maybe's and we don't knows thus far. This over under bet is one of the all time best for the bettor. You must fly to a city like Vegas where sports betting is legal to do it. You have til season starts, regular season. All teams have a magic number. Denver, the leagues best is 11. Our division has to play the NFC west, Seattle, Niners, Az and St. Louis all very good teams. The Chiefs will be lucky to win one of those. We also have New England on Monday Night Football, 2 with Denver and 2 with the Chargers. That's a possible 9 losses right there. I think we upset someone and win one or two, but we'd have to win the rest of our games to get to 9 wins. Way more than uphill. While Oakland is again picked to be bad, so are we. You have 2 with the Raiders, you got Jets, Miami, Titans, at Bills...see where this is going?

Chiefs have a 'new O line' to boot. No Brandon Alberts. instead an unproven injury prone Tackle, Eric Fisher. Oh man. Your right guard is a number 6 draft pick with no experience and not looked at as a starter on any other team, we just don't have anyone else. It's a mess. Your secondary is worse. The underperforming Brandon Flowers is gone, replaced by an ever worse Sean Smith, yikes, a second year kid on the other side. Eric the bust Berry at Safety and we don't know for sure who the other guy is....see how this looks. Oh same receivers. That's nice.

The Chiefs did nothing to fix this already shaky team. One that went 2-6 down the stretch. Including the insane loss to Colts in the playoffs. Now we are worse.

John Dorsey's draft found nobody last year. While Reid seemed to help Alex Smith, the defense was again awful with the new leader Bob Sutton. I'd have fired him after the Colts loss.

This is shades of 2011. Remember we had that phony Western Division title in 2010 with a weak sched. The Todd Haley year. Then Pioli decided our 2011 line up was to hard to beat so he tanked the season to rebuild and we barely won a couple games in 2011. I see that here.

The Chiefs are always rebuilding. As the boys on 610 said about the Royals and Chiefs...few want to play here, its not a destination city. Neither the Royals or Chiefs ever really win anything. The Royals don't pay big money to big name players, ever. And they haven't won anything in 30 years. The Chiefs pay when backed against a wall, like this year with aging Charles or two years ago with nearly worthless Bowe. Our two systems don't work, haven't for decades.

Now you are thinking hey the Royals are starting to win. They do have great pitching, no hitting. We know. I just don't think they know how to really win when it matters. They haven't in 30 years. Maybe they will fool me and get the wild car this year.

Our fans deserve much better. We are starved. So go to Vegas or Reno or Atlantic City and make that UNDER 8 1/2 wins bet on Chiefs. You will thank me in January. Some bad news on that one....you don't get paid til regular seasons end. So if the Chiefs are say 5-8 or worse and they will be in December, you gotta wait til seasons end anyways for payment. I know it happened to me. I have gone against them like this 3 times in 6 years they went under each time. I didn't do it last year or in 2010 due to soft line ups against them. This year no way. Enjoy our rebuild season. Starts TONIGHT in preseason.
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41 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Now THAT is what I want to hear. Let's make some money! Win or lose it's time to start the Chiefs paying back the locals for once.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Glazer.

Goddammit Tony.
Unhitch.

Anonymous said...

Good call Glaze.

Anonymous said...

Chiefs win 10 you lose!

Anonymous said...

What you know about the NFL Glazer? Our Chiefs are a playoff team. You will see and lose your money.

Anonymous said...

The boys in red win only 5.

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck that bitch in her ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.

Anonymous said...

Your track record is horrible. You said last year they'd win four or five. They went to the playoffs. Vegas loves a sucker so they must love you a whole bunch.

I wouldn't trust you to predict the fucking sunrise.

Anonymous said...

Chiefs are for real

Anonymous said...

pssst... sports wagering isn't legal in AC -- never has been ..

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-09-17/new-jersey-sports-gambling-law-barred-by-u-s-appeals-court.html


A.C. is a shytehole anyway.

Vegas doesn't have the season win O/U lines up yet -- online sites have the Chiefs at under 8 1/2 at -155 --i.e. you gotta bet $155 to win 100...

Anonymous said...

6PM has got it right. The only thing I see giving the Chiefs more than four, maybe five wins is bubba boosting the injuries list on every decent team in the NFL. Chiefs got a pass last year. This year I'd say they are gonna get their asses handed to them.

Polar Bear said...

While the Bear normally rails on the King of Whatever the Fuck he claims to be King of......this time, Mr. Glazer provides you dumb fucks some solid information. He is dead correct in his analysis of the " the C-h-i-e-f-s".

@ 6:00pm said 5 wins and the Bear checked his scat pile and it said 5 wins.

With 5 wins, the natives will be drunk early, fighting will become the norm by halftime and the parking lot will once again look like the Plaza on Martin Luther Kings birthday weekend.

Fuck that, the Bear is going to be deep in his lounge chair tuned in to the English Premiere League watching some "real football". Those douche bags hit harder than the NFL and they are better actors, by far.

Ya'll enjoy another season of supporting a family of douche bags from Dallas...that call KC a shit hole... as they fly their Gulfstream out of Downtown Airport after every Chiefs home game, loaded with all that KC money.

Hopefully some of you shit heels will get to open the door to their limo at the airport and they will tip you a buck or two while smiling and thinking, " thanks assclown".

The KC Inside-Her said...

I agree with some of what Craig has said but I am more interested in them sweet tittys.

Anonymous said...

Alex Smith is going to take this city to the promised land.

I've never seen someone so adept at talking without really saying a damned thing.

Anonymous said...

6:03 you have been posting that on here for years, you must be so nasty that you cant get any, OR you are a KCFD Firefighter (if so you still are nasty) ! Get some new material dumbass!!

Anonymous said...

10 in the hole 3 in the chamber in the first quarter....your city sucks in so many ways its not even relevant what your sports teams do, win or lose and probabley lose, but anyway if your city put as much energy you do into sports into holding your local government accountable, well then someday you might have a win! the midwest sucks and is filled with pussies!!!

Joe Montana said...

3 in the chamber funny lol, I guess they have 2 left and the game isnt even half over. Hope it works out LOL

Anonymous said...

Moving On

Next

Anonymous said...

7:28 must be one of those mounted cops....without the horse

Anonymous said...

anything other than hate make you happy bear?

rhetorical.

Anonymous said...

Ah, this is something we can bitch about.

Anyone that posts here have a job that pays more than minimum wage?

@ Anonymous 8:14 shit head....... said...

Oh yeah....the Bear gets a big hairy hard on getting under the skin of shit heads like you

Anonymous @ 8:14

Anonymous said...

The mental "wheel house" of Tony's KC has weighted in.

I give it a 29 on the IQ meter.

Anonymous said...

Chiefs are not for real

Anonymous said...

Glazer is not for Real.

Stop Being Stupid The Answer Is said...

Define irony. One huge asshole loser calling a team of assholes, losers.

Anonymous said...

They look good!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Chiefs rock. Glazer you are an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Remember when the Chiefs was real winners and losers like Glazer was in jail.

Anonymous said...

Chiefs win.

Anonymous said...

One and zero Glazer.

Anonymous said...

winner

The Capt'n said...

Who is this Craig guy? I like the cut of his jib!

Anonymous said...

Well go see him Capt I am sure he would love to slurp your man gravy.

Anonymous said...

Hah.

Anonymous said...

This story fails like Glazers new location is going to. Only a dipshit would move to a location that has the highest failure rate for a business in KC. But the Legends said you fucked up once to many times out there and had to go. Face it stupid nobody wants you or your shitty club at one of their locations.

Anonymous said...

Serious question: Why would you post Mr. Glazer's thoughts about the Chiefs? Marilyn Maye is still around, why not her take?

Stuart

Gary/OP said...

Craig I agree with all you said here. I was impressed with the new running back from Oregon. He was a speed demon. Our defense will be poor. Chiefs will have to win shoot outs.

Anonymous said...

Oh your Overland Park location is a very good one. By the way. Gary

dj steve from pv said...

I agee the new club is a very good spot to bring a dste or have a birthday party

Anonymous said...

totally worthless calls. bodog/bovada has it at 8 over under NOT 8.5 but you have to bet 140 to win 100 if you want the under.

So if you are a sucker who is crazy bearish on the chiefs, bet the under.