KATY PERRY IN KANSAS CITY!!!
So, this morning and midday avid news watchers will have to endure every local anchor saying that Katy Perry made a "splash at Schlitterbahn" with fake surprise . . . Here's the Katy Perry Instragram Promo Photo . . . Also, in fairness, TKC unsuccessfully attempted to work a "motorboat" reference in this headline.
More in a bit . . .