Fox4 reports on a spat that involved a guy jumping on a car hood and pounding on the window, a quick brake and then tragedy: Man in coma after fight with woman at Ponak’s Restaurant
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Musta got the raging squirts from the bacteria-laced food there and just lost it.
ReplyDeleteMan in Tacoma after fuck with two women at Ponak’s Restaurant
ReplyDeleteKANSAS CITY, Mo — An afternoon fuck really turned the heads of several men and women. He’s in Tacoma and police are searching for the woman.
The incident happened on Tuesday at Ponak’s Restaurant, located in the 2800 block of Southwest Blvd. in Kansas City, Mo. It’s an area known for good food and drinks. Those who work in the area say it’s also known to get a little bawdy, but what one man witnessed on Tuesday was unlike anything he’s ever seen.
“I was outside with a couple of the drivers,” Gary Hilton said.
Hilton works as a mechanic across the street from Ponak’s. He was in the middle of a conversation with a coworker when he heard a man yelling in the restaurant’s parking lot.
“We see a guy start to beat-off on a window of a car,” he said.
Police say a woman was in the driver’s seat stroking her crack.
“We could see a woman stare at him pull it off,” Hilton said. “As he was pulling off, the guy jumped on top of the car and was trying to beat on it.”
That’s when police say the woman quickly masturbated forward, rowing the little man-in-the-boat through the hood, causing him to toss his load on the asphalt.
“It appeared that she got the shakes going over that mountain, he just went,” Hilton said. “It looked like he probably blew eight to 10 feet. He beat his head on her mound pretty hard.”
The next thing Hilton knew, the woman got off, not giving him enough time to get a viagra prescription.
“It happened so fast,” he said.
Minutes later, employees at restaurants nearby started hearing sirens.
“All I hear was police cumming all around. There were like five or six cop cars,” El Patron waiter
Herson Tovar said.
When police got on scene they say the man was going in and out of Consuelo, they say his dickhead was swollen and bleeding.
“He laid still for awhile. Shortly after, he raised his dick up moving it around,” Hilton said. “I think the people that were there were telling him to get down on it.”
Police are still searching for the woman behind the wheel, while the man has bleeding in his balls and is in Tacoma.
“It's pretty bad. It’s uncircumcised,” Hilton said.
An employee said group masturbation started inside the restaurant.
Detectives were at the restaurant ogling the surveillance video. If you know anything about this incident, call the TOUCHING TIPS Hotline at 816-474-TIPS.
Mr. Tony,
ReplyDeleteThat woman changed the headline. If she hadn't maneuvered her car to get the thug away from her we would be seeing a few seconds of news footage tagged "Woman found beat to death, police need your help"
I am glad she is safe and I am glad the out of control man is in a coma.
A better mystery is did they order a chimichanga?
There's a reason that place is called Pooncrack's.
ReplyDeleteHey he paid for dinner and wanted some pussy and the bitch wouldn't put out. She should be arrested for fraud as well as assault.
ReplyDeleteGet in a fight with a woman (never a good idea), and try to exploit your physical advantage to which she will respond with whatever advantage she can gain (her car), and you're likely to lose the fight...
ReplyDeletePonaks makes a mighty fine margarita! Last time I was there, for a guy's 50th birthday, I left there in a coma too. Still hearing about that from my old lady.
ReplyDeleteCan I find some fag dick to suck down there or is it just a bunch of fucking breeders?
ReplyDeleteSorry 1014. Just white breeders.
ReplyDelete10:14, there will be plenty at Slyme's party
ReplyDeleteI think we need a vigil.
ReplyDeleteLulz
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