Saturday, August 23, 2014

KANSAS CITY PROTESTS BACONFEST!!!

Today's Kansas City celebration of pork earned a bit of pushback . . . Here's the most interesting bit from a story about 2,500 porker celebrating the other white meat @ Union Station today: "A handful of protesters gathered outside to protest, saying it's wrong to slaughter pigs for a fundraiser.

“Animals are as compassionate as humans are and they have feelings just like people do and they want to live life full out and they have families too,” Devin, a vegan, said."

Check it: BaconFest draws huge crowds, protesters

20 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Morons like these are part of the reason why hamburger is $5.99 a pound. How do they feel about eating all those organisms in their hand shit covered organic carrots? They have feelings too.

PorkyPig said...

A handful of protesters gathered outside to protest, saying it's wrong to slaughter pigs for a fundraiser.

“Animals are as compassionate as humans are and they have feelings just like people do and they want to live life full out and they have families too,” Devin, a vegan, said. He did not provide his full name.
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His name is Devin......Devin Swine. His family are the ones who created the Swine Flu, so don't listen to Devin!

Anonymous said...

Chuck the Embedly Tony. Seriously dude.

Anonymous said...

Grease Fest - - Where babies go to feast on artisinal‘ hog fat’ then to get artisanal rooftop beets and pickles from a bearded man; where Molly sells kale marmalade. Then off to the carousel where another bearded man with plaid shirt and thick framed glasses awaits scratching on a washboard while blowing on balloons.

Anonymous said...

Those hippy half-wits are missing out on the vital nutrients required to keep a human heathy.
Vegans are missing out on:
-Protein (yes, I do know what incomplete proteins are)
-Calcium
Perhaps if those stupid fuckers knew a single thing about biology, then they'd realize that humans are supposed to have a balanced diet.

The story all begins 3 million years ago in Africa. The hominin species 'Homo Ergaster' was one of the first great apes to master fire. Whether it was a lightning strike, a spark, or something else; we'll never know.
But we do know that this set the rails for all of mankind's advancements. The mastery of fire benefited humans in two ways.
It allowed for the cooking of food, which in turn allowed for the jaws to become smaller, thus allowing more room for the brain.
Meat was the one thing that most benefited mankind.
Did you know that, hippies?
Perhaps you've been too busy with all that New Age spiritual nonsense.
And, how the fuck can you give up meat?
Don't you fucking love a juicy, red steak?
Red meats are fucking delicious and you can't deny it.
We all live off of some form of life. If we don't kill the cattle and eat them; then they'll overpopulate and desertify the world.
And don't get it wrong, I love animals. I'm passionate for them and all, but at the end of the day, I fucking love myself a good ole' steak.

Anonymous said...

You can block embedly.

Huge difference.

Big John Tenderfoot said...

I consider myself a Freegan, which means I'll never turn down free bacon.

Anonymous said...

As I ate a bowl of ice cream I considered how the beans must have felt being picked. I know that all food must have feelings- especially the Jello. I now only drink water and have a deep sense if guilt over all the microscopic organisms that I must kill when I swallow then. As I become a living skeleton- I realize I am ok as my English is better than Alonzo's.

Anonymous said...

If pigs knew how delicious they were, they'd eat themselves.

Anonymous said...

Wait 7:29... Byron will be along 2 correct U.

Anonymous said...

If cops eat bacon are they cannibals?

Anonymous said...

If this economy keeps getting "better" no one will be able to eat cracklins' let alone bacon.

Anonymous said...

Eat more vegans. Especially those skinny chicks. Yum.

Anonymous said...

8:57 comment.......That's GOOD!!!

9:50 comment....That's pornographic.

11:06 comment...Deep thoughts.

Anonymous said...

When I see things like this, I know we are fucked as a society, country and civilization.

Smartman II said...

2:00 is very correct soon your neighbor will be allowed to march up and down your street all night blowing a whistle and beating drums because they heard you fart and are protesting about the methane you are releasing into the air.

Anonymous said...

I damn well hope not. I have just about given up all the fun stuff I intend to.

Anonymous said...

These "Devin" people are lunatics pure and simple. They are basically worthless so they find a cause and moronically follow it.

Anonymous said...

10:24 i got hard thinking about a skinny vegan chick.....mmmmmmm

fu k her in the ass and cum on her tits and face...

David Swarts said...

Did anyone see the protest?