Ambitious Kansas City power players in training might want to take a peek at The Kansas City Internship Program in order to garner class credit and valuable life lessons.
Accordingly . . .
HERE ARE THE TOP 5 THINGS A KANSAS CITY INTERNSHIP WILL TEACH!!!
Priorities
Toy Train Streetcar above all else . . .
Social Skills
Don't bother with anybody who can't write at least a 4 figure campaign donation check . . .
Customer Service
Purgatory is real and it's staffed by 311 operators . . .
Leadership
Keep telling everybody you're a leader . . .
Bow Tie/Smiling/Dance Steps
Dancing and Pee-Wee Herman fashion might not result in accomplishing significant goals but it make s everybody feel good and that's really the only point in local politics . . .
All of these skillz might not be applicable to the work place but they will serve to completely trick the voting public which is worth MILLIONS for local corporations or real estate developers in need of a tax break.
The real rule is never work for anyone for free. Even if they only pay minimum. No free labor, ever.
ReplyDeleteOuch!
ReplyDeleteTony is feelin it today.
Caleb/Michael/Files Technique
ReplyDeleteTell people how much you love and cherish KC, then move to Brooklyn.
Don't forget: "Learn to smile while lying through your teeth."
ReplyDeleteIf you have to constantly tell people that you're a leader... are you really?
ReplyDeleteReally like these suggestions.
ReplyDeleteNice one Hyperblogal and chuck!
Interns. Like playing hide the cigar with Monica Lewinsky. Awesome.
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