Friday, August 01, 2014

Kansas City Internship Program Top 5



Ambitious Kansas City power players in training might want to take a peek at The Kansas City Internship Program in order to garner class credit and valuable life lessons.

Accordingly . . .

HERE ARE THE TOP 5 THINGS A KANSAS CITY INTERNSHIP WILL TEACH!!!

Priorities

Toy Train Streetcar above all else . . .

Social Skills

Don't bother with anybody who can't write at least a 4 figure campaign donation check . . .

Customer Service

Purgatory is real and it's staffed by 311 operators . . .

Leadership

Keep telling everybody you're a leader . . .

Bow Tie/Smiling/Dance Steps

Dancing and Pee-Wee Herman fashion might not result in accomplishing significant goals but it make s everybody feel good and that's really the only point in local politics . . .

All of these skillz might not be applicable to the work place but they will serve to completely trick the voting public which is worth MILLIONS for local corporations or real estate developers in need of a tax break.

7 Comments:

Anonymous said...

The real rule is never work for anyone for free. Even if they only pay minimum. No free labor, ever.

chuck said...

Ouch!

Tony is feelin it today.

Anonymous said...

Caleb/Michael/Files Technique

Tell people how much you love and cherish KC, then move to Brooklyn.

Hyperblogal said...

Don't forget: "Learn to smile while lying through your teeth."

theEditor said...

If you have to constantly tell people that you're a leader... are you really?

Anonymous said...

Really like these suggestions.

Nice one Hyperblogal and chuck!

Anonymous said...

Interns. Like playing hide the cigar with Monica Lewinsky. Awesome.