Check this sweet cause among the good people of Kansas City's last remaining Midtown middle-class enclave . . .
Keep Foo's In Brookside
After TWENTY SIX years of operation in Brookside, Foo's has been denied lease renewal with the intent to bring in a national franchise. Save Foo's!
And while this might be a done deal . . . NEVER underestimate Kansas City's devotion to high carbs and dairy.
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If its going to be a bar, I bet Anthony Bruno would be a regular.
DeleteDon't you be callin' me no Foo!
ReplyDeleteBrookside is going the way of the plaza. Jimmy Johns, Mr Goodcents, hell - it will probably be a fucking Chuy's.
ReplyDelete♪♫♪♪...Everybody was FooFoo fightin'...♫♪♫♫
ReplyDeleteIt's going to be:
ReplyDeleteTeddyBear Mike Browns Memorial Cigar Store
An idea hatched by Congress Slimeball Cleaver, it's a tax-subsidized attraction where you get to go in, steal cigars and assault the clerk.
What great fun for the kids!
Will that be next to the Bum-Rush And Assault Police Officer While Trying To Take His Sidearm attraction?
ReplyDelete3:17 PM - I think that is actually a few blocks away, and very close to the Dead Perp In The Street Holy Shrine.
ReplyDeleteIf I has a second son, he'd love makin' them blunts.
ReplyDeleteTo Wong Foo, Thanka For Evathing.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry guys, you can still come over to Murray's in Westport.
ReplyDeleteIt'll just take us an extra couple of seconds to WEIGH YOUR ICE CREAM SANDWICH so you don't get too much.
It will be a micro recreation center for urban youth.
ReplyDeleteA new Soul Food restaurant called "Chit'lins an Sheeit".
ReplyDeleteDiversity in action.
Foo flung poo.
ReplyDeleteOnly FAGS like Foos. 2 bad fag boys!
ReplyDeleteY'all don't need ice cream. Look at any picture of a bunch of CK residents and what do you see?
ReplyDeleteFAT.
Y'all are a bunch of lard asses. You'd look way less trashy if all of you lost 50 pounds each.
thank god we stopped that toy train and saved Sherry's yard. Now we can let an out of town real estate company turn our saved Brookside into the Plaza light! But don't worry, magical buses will be provided by SMARTKC, the voice of the eastside, any day now....
ReplyDeleteThen maybe we can ear down those fake tudor eyesores and put up a nice asphalt parking lot for people to use 1 per week when they grocery shop!
Maybe we can gett some cul de sacs and an 8 lane feeder road too!
And some beige fake stucco reverse 1 1/2 story ranches!
So in your magic NewUrbanism fairy dreamland you envisioned folks doing their grocery shopping via streetcar?
ReplyDeleteCaleb Michael-Flies, that you talking at the adult table again?
No shit about Murray's. Weighing the ice cream is extremely offensive to customers. If these parsimonious bitches who own Murray's were so concerned about losing a couple cents here or there, just raise the price to factor that in. It's high enough anyway.
ReplyDeletepar·si·mo·ni·ous
ReplyDeleteunwilling to spend money or use resources; stingy or frugal.
synonyms: cheap, miserly, mean, niggardly, close-fisted, close, penny-pinching, ungenerous, Scroogelike
I'd go so far as to call Murray's practice of weighing cones in front of customers to be downright NIGGARDLY.
ReplyDeleteCareful Nancy - you may just start a riot at Murray's!!
ReplyDelete7:44 FTW
ReplyDeleteBring it to Waldo.
ReplyDeleteFoos gave me diarrhea twice!
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