Sunday, August 17, 2014

KANSAS CITY ICE CREAM STAYS LOSING: FOO'S FORCED OUT IN BROOKSIDE!!!



Check this sweet cause among the good people of Kansas City's last remaining Midtown middle-class enclave . . .

Keep Foo's In Brookside

After TWENTY SIX years of operation in Brookside, Foo's has been denied lease renewal with the intent to bring in a national franchise. Save Foo's!

And while this might be a done deal . . . NEVER underestimate Kansas City's devotion to high carbs and dairy.

Developing . . .

25 Comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Don't you be callin' me no Foo!

Anonymous said...

Brookside is going the way of the plaza. Jimmy Johns, Mr Goodcents, hell - it will probably be a fucking Chuy's.

Anonymous said...

♪♫♪♪...Everybody was FooFoo fightin'...♫♪♫♫

Anonymous said...

It's going to be:

TeddyBear Mike Browns Memorial Cigar Store

An idea hatched by Congress Slimeball Cleaver, it's a tax-subsidized attraction where you get to go in, steal cigars and assault the clerk.

What great fun for the kids!

Anonymous said...

Will that be next to the Bum-Rush And Assault Police Officer While Trying To Take His Sidearm attraction?

The Church Of The Perpetual Innocent Criminal Good Boy Thug said...

3:17 PM - I think that is actually a few blocks away, and very close to the Dead Perp In The Street Holy Shrine.

Barncock Obambo said...

If I has a second son, he'd love makin' them blunts.

Anonymous said...

To Wong Foo, Thanka For Evathing.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry guys, you can still come over to Murray's in Westport.
It'll just take us an extra couple of seconds to WEIGH YOUR ICE CREAM SANDWICH so you don't get too much.

Anonymous said...

It will be a micro recreation center for urban youth.

Anonymous said...

A new Soul Food restaurant called "Chit'lins an Sheeit".

Diversity in action.

Anonymous said...

Foo flung poo.

Anonymous said...

Only FAGS like Foos. 2 bad fag boys!

Anonymous said...

Y'all don't need ice cream. Look at any picture of a bunch of CK residents and what do you see?

FAT.

Y'all are a bunch of lard asses. You'd look way less trashy if all of you lost 50 pounds each.

Anonymous said...

thank god we stopped that toy train and saved Sherry's yard. Now we can let an out of town real estate company turn our saved Brookside into the Plaza light! But don't worry, magical buses will be provided by SMARTKC, the voice of the eastside, any day now....

Then maybe we can ear down those fake tudor eyesores and put up a nice asphalt parking lot for people to use 1 per week when they grocery shop!

Maybe we can gett some cul de sacs and an 8 lane feeder road too!

And some beige fake stucco reverse 1 1/2 story ranches!

Just can't hardly make this shit up. said...

So in your magic NewUrbanism fairy dreamland you envisioned folks doing their grocery shopping via streetcar?

Caleb Michael-Flies, that you talking at the adult table again?

Anonymous said...

No shit about Murray's. Weighing the ice cream is extremely offensive to customers. If these parsimonious bitches who own Murray's were so concerned about losing a couple cents here or there, just raise the price to factor that in. It's high enough anyway.

Anonymous said...

par·si·mo·ni·ous

unwilling to spend money or use resources; stingy or frugal.

synonyms: cheap, miserly, mean, niggardly, close-fisted, close, penny-pinching, ungenerous, Scroogelike

Nancy McNoodlly, most certainly NOT a racist said...

I'd go so far as to call Murray's practice of weighing cones in front of customers to be downright NIGGARDLY.

Anonymous said...

Careful Nancy - you may just start a riot at Murray's!!

Anonymous said...

7:44 FTW

Anonymous said...

Bring it to Waldo.

Anonymous said...

If its going to be a bar, I bet Anthony Bruno would be a regular.

Anonymous said...

Foos gave me diarrhea twice!