Congrats To Horrible Golden Ghetto Couple: Overland Park Nuptials Include Pachyderm

Nothing says love like a lumpy beast sweating it out some place where they really don't belong without a real idea of what consent entails, we we don't just feel sorry for the groom but also the captive animal in this story too . . . One Overland Park couple will have an elephant at their wedding

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  1. Fuck you I ain't cleaning up no elephant shit

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  2. black guy who smeared shit on his sheets8/21/14, 6:47 AM

    dang, man fo dees sheets aint been cleaned in no while. I's needs a free room or at leasta discount or imma goin to coprate

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  3. Hopefully brother pachyderm will

    go rogue and destroy the entire

    wedding...blowing a gigantic

    dung los on the entire

    collection of "shit stains".

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  4. Will the elephant be coming on the honeymoon?

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  5. It is my understanding the Latino couples often take an armadillo on their honeymoon.

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