Don't call TKC bitter, it's simply our "job" to note that the hipster gin joint trend has finally arrived in Kansas City.
As if this town needed another reason to make a sour face.
Take a peek . . .
"At this Lifting the Spirits event, we explored a selection of four hand picked gins at the newly opened Kansas City cocktail and coffee joint, Thou Mayest"
In fairness, this clip only makes TKC angry because there are no tattooed hipster hotties . . .
Still, the Pitch has to celebrate nearly everything that the local hipsters serve up . . . The local gin joint phase is clearly a trend that's not gonna last as long as an epic beard or handlebar mustache mistake.
More in a bit . . .
Artisanal dickweeds. Gordon's is too good for them.
ReplyDeleteThou Mayest blow me. Idiots.
ReplyDeleteOn the positive side, having dedicated hipster hangouts keeps these weenies out of real people's lives.
ReplyDeleteOkay, no denying, 6:11 lol!
ReplyDeleteYet another attempt at generational authenticity by leeching to totems of manliness from decades past.
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't so sad it would be funny.
Caught on film: Enabling parents visiting their kidult.
ReplyDeleteBy now, you’ve probably heard that Austin is another city that has been infiltrated by the hipster plague. And here we see a typical transplanted lemming in his flood jeans, plaid shirt, thick frames and child molester moustache sucking on his PBR as his enabling parents stop by to check up on their talentless tampon and most likely to replenish his bank account for another year of gentrification and homogenization.
http://diehipster.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/austin-parents2.jpg?w=803&h=1221
Hahaha! That's great.
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ReplyDeletethat is coherent
These beardo's are checking their cars to make sure their kids are okay and still alive while they getting drunk on the gin I hope.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the Bearded Big Guy phase in midtown to end.
ReplyDeleteBut it is hilarious when a group of them show up.
Stupid
ReplyDeleteLifting our spirits with a bottle of booze.
ReplyDeleteFirst Dysfunctional Gin night
8:35, excellent analysis of the "cunt-us homo-us" known as the hipster.
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