Tuesday, August 05, 2014

Choke On It: Kansas City Hipster Gin Joint



Don't call TKC bitter, it's simply our "job" to note that the hipster gin joint trend has finally arrived in Kansas City.

As if this town needed another reason to make a sour face.

Take a peek . . .

"At this Lifting the Spirits event, we explored a selection of four hand picked gins at the newly opened Kansas City cocktail and coffee joint, Thou Mayest"



In fairness, this clip only makes TKC angry because there are no tattooed hipster hotties . . .

Still, the Pitch has to celebrate nearly everything that the local hipsters serve up . . . The local gin joint phase is clearly a trend that's not gonna last as long as an epic beard or handlebar mustache mistake.

More in a bit . . .

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Artisanal dickweeds. Gordon's is too good for them.

Anonymous said...

Thou Mayest blow me. Idiots.

Anonymous said...

On the positive side, having dedicated hipster hangouts keeps these weenies out of real people's lives.

Beard-o said...

Okay, no denying, 6:11 lol!

Anonymous said...

Yet another attempt at generational authenticity by leeching to totems of manliness from decades past.

If it wasn't so sad it would be funny.

Anonymous said...

Caught on film: Enabling parents visiting their kidult.

By now, you’ve probably heard that Austin is another city that has been infiltrated by the hipster plague. And here we see a typical transplanted lemming in his flood jeans, plaid shirt, thick frames and child molester moustache sucking on his PBR as his enabling parents stop by to check up on their talentless tampon and most likely to replenish his bank account for another year of gentrification and homogenization.

http://diehipster.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/austin-parents2.jpg?w=803&h=1221

Anonymous said...

it's simply out job

that is coherent

Anonymous said...

Dysfunctional

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! That's great.

Anonymous said...

These beardo's are checking their cars to make sure their kids are okay and still alive while they getting drunk on the gin I hope.

Anonymous said...

Can't wait for the Bearded Big Guy phase in midtown to end.
But it is hilarious when a group of them show up.

Anonymous said...

Stupid

Anonymous said...

Lifting our spirits with a bottle of booze.

First Dysfunctional Gin night

Polar Bear said...

8:35, excellent analysis of the "cunt-us homo-us" known as the hipster.