Sunday, July 13, 2014

TKC SUNDAY SPECIAL: FACT CHECKING CRYSTAL WILLIAMS NEW JACKSON COUNTY REELECTION WEBSITE DEBUT!!!



An upcoming (low turnout) election is moving closer and Crystal Williams UPDATED her old and busted website to mark the event.

Never mind that she has yet to remove her FAILED MO SENATE RUN WEBSITE from the Internets . . .

Let's focus on her justifications of a mostly disappointing tenure . . .

CHECK THE EPIC TKC FACT CHECK OF CRYSTAL WILLIAMS AND HER ALLEGED ACHIEVEMENT!!!

Crystal claims . . .


Keeping Local Government Transparent

Sponsored and passed an ordinance making the budget process more transparent, opening up more parts of county finance to public oversight.

WRONG. That was really an effort by the County Exec. which was mostly PR.

Worked with county officials to stop a special interest tax loophole at the state-level that would have cost the county $10 million in lost revenue as Chair of the Intergovernmental Committee.

ALL IN THEORY.

Promoting Opportunity and Access

Sponsored and passed a law prohibiting predatory lendors, like payday loan companies, from clustering in specific areas and driving down property values.

WHAT'S THE NUMBER ON THAT LEGISLATION CRYSTAL??? It's really hared to find on the county's website.

Sponsored and passed legislation strengthening LGBT anti-discrimination provisions applied to county parks and housing.

Feel Good Resolution with no binding impact.

Working with fellow Legislators to develop an actual Minority & Women’s Business Enterprise structure to ensure fairness in Jackson County.

No quantifiable data on that one either.

Supporting the ongoing efforts to bring commuter rail to Jackson County; voted to appropriate funds for rail planning and recreation trails.

VAPOR WARE!!! This project has yet to materialize.

Working for All of Jackson County

Passed legislation that strengthens anti-discrimination measures in county government practices.

Another resolution not an ordinance with any binding legal power.

Worked with fellow legislators and the County Executive to balance the county budget.

She's only been on finance for a few weeks.

Promoted anti-drug initiatives and transportation funding in our communities.

So did TKC.

Passed budget modifications that make the fiscal process more transparent.

Again, that's probably just a yes vote on a bill that somebody else wrote and sponsored.
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Now . . .

WHAT CRYSTAL DOESN'T MENTION IN ANY OF THIS IS THAT SHE SPONSORED ONLY A TINY BIT OF LEGISLATION DURING HER TENURE AND MOST OF IT HAD VERY LITTLE IMPACT ON HOW THE COUNTY DOES BUSINESS!!!

Crystal is better know for . . .

- Pushing the Greater KC Women's Political Caucus Agenda in just about every campaign meeting.

- Hanging out @ Cafe Trio.

- Her new haircut.


Still, the new website is nice but not very representative of anything that Crystal has accomplished which is . . . ????

22 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Bob Stringfield looking better and better.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry brew pubs and t-shirt shops will save the CK economy.

Anonymous said...

Yawn

Anonymous said...

Isn't she just one BIG hottie?

Anonymous said...

Wow is she spinning to come up with achievements. Nothing has changed except her salary

Anonymous said...

No different from the spics you promote on this shit blog Tony. Garza Ruiz,Rea et al have less accomplishments than Crystal yet you shamelessly promote the nacho crowd. Maybe she should change her last name to Hernandez and you would automatically promote any bean semted fart she makes as "breaking news"

Pad Job said...

Crystal had found het pad job ,good for het Scott Burnett most likely showed het the way. And after all who cares the County is a nothing job.

Anonymous said...

Crystal you go. Pay no mind to the haters

Anonymous said...

Must be a really slow news day to force you to lead with those saggin tits on a polticial opportunist.

Next thing ya know we will get to hear more tweets from Aloonyzo Dipshittington the insult to con artists everywhere.

Hugh Heifer said...

You got any pictures of her in a bikini?

Anonymous said...

Crystal husband is impressed

Anonymous said...

Like those milk wagons !

Anonymous said...

The creeking chair said: UMPH

Anonymous said...

Chris Hernandez better quit posting shit on this blog.

Enzo D'Payday said...

World Cup update:

The grandsons of Nazi Germans are tied 0-0 with the grandsons of post-war Nazi protectors (Argentinians) with time running out in overtime.

It looks like the World Cup is to be decided in PENALTY KICKS!

Even the most deluded of Sporting KC jock-sniffers can not justify how you could possibly determine the winner of a once every 4-year tournament by fucking FREE KICKS!!

Soccer is, and has always been a complete fucking joke. Worldwide popularity is simply based on a lack of other options, nationalism and wanting desperately to be ....WAIT!!! WHAT'S THIS!!!??? The grandson of a Nazi death-camp executioner just found the back of the net!!!

Anonymous said...

NEW AT TKC!!! FACT CHECKING WITHOUT ANY FACTS!!! SO, BUSINESS AS USUAL!!!

Anonymous said...

Anytime now, moving on.

Jack Straw from Wichita said...

NOW THAT'S THE HARD-CHARGER WE'VE COME TO KNOW AND LOATHE!!

THE STREETCAR MINISTRY OF INFORMATION IS REALLY TAKING IT IN THE SHORTS THESE DAYS!!

Anonymous said...

She is better than any Black BITCH

Anonymous said...

Crystal is ok

Anonymous said...

Fat Fucking Pig

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