Thursday, July 24, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! ANOTHER KANSAS CITY DEAD TREE MEDIA HIGH-PROFILE EXIT: MIRIAM PEPPER IS OUT!!!



Important Kansas City Star news tonight . . .



KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS TELL US THAT VETERAN AND WELL-RESPECTED EDITORIAL BOARD PREZ MIRIAM PEPPER IS OUT AT THE KANSAS CITY STAR!!!

This is a big deal because she's one of the most respected newsies in Kansas City, in many ways, a bit of a local legend and the latest victim of the downward spiral of Kansas City's biggest daily newspaper.

Developing . . .

33 Comments:

Anonymous said...

And JeneƩ just keeps on going and going and going.

Anonymous said...

She'll be replaced by some orange blonde who tweets product announcements.

Anonymous said...

Like Fuddruckers in the movie Idiocracy changing it's name to Buttfuckers The Star will probably change it's name to The City Kansas Suck

Anonymous said...

Race to the bottom is almost complete. About another 3 years and it's mission accomplished.

Anonymous said...

They all suck

Jen'ae'nae said...

Hey guys!! Waddup sistaz!?

Be sure to read my column on the new Pharrell video that features Miley Cyrus dancing! My bf's and I can't stop watching it.

Anonymous said...

bff's

Anonymous said...

At this rate they'll only need about 800 Sq Ft for their entire local staff.

Anonymous said...

The Google Star

Anonymous said...

Columnsnow by Osterheldt, Diuguid, and Sanchez.
You'll find better informed opinion and better writing in "The Thrifty Nickel".
A cowtown small-time city with an amateur newspaper to match.
Bring on the kale smoothies, transit, and soy latte's, and keep up Sly's Twitter account.
Maybe no one will notice.
Hahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

She needs to sell a big chunk of stock before the market tanks. And the Star with it.

Anonymous said...

Buh-Bye

Anonymous said...

My cousin lost his job at McDonalds. Can he have a story in your blog?

Anonymous said...

Yet more evidence that TKC is CK's Number One News Source....rock on, Tony!

Anonymous said...

Good riddance. Now get rid of the rest of the suckage on the editorial board. There is a reason that the Star is irrelevant.

Anonymous said...

Oh, no!

Anonymous said...

When is Yaels turn

Keep it clean said...

I don't think this firing is such a bad thing. The star needs to clean house and get rid of the dead weight.

New faces and new opinions. That is the name of the game.

Anonymous said...

They should toss Fael off the Bond Bridge.

Anonymous said...

Mi Ai would probably screw up a handjob. What a worthless piece of crap.

Anonymous said...

Tony, love ya brother, but this woman was about as useful and respected as a bag of rotten potatoes. What columns did she write? What issues did she publicly embrace? What, aside from a Stalinst mentality did she bring to the paper. Good bye, and good riddance.

Anonymous said...

The worst will stay as long as possible, while the less guilty see the handwriting on the wall and get off the ship before it goes down.

Anonymous said...

This is a pretty big item Tony. What's your source?

Anonymous said...

When is Yael the Fael getting shitcanned? That would be news. And I might start buying the paper again.

Anonymous said...

She made $250k. Will get that in an exit bonus.

Anonymous said...

Wanna bet we get another slant eye in her place?
What is Wi Ai anyway? Chink? Jap? Pleasure gal from Korea?

Anonymous said...

Sure to get a gay in her place.

Anonymous said...

Don't let Miriam get axed!!

Polar Bear said...

Guessing the lesbian scene in Killa City is a little slow.

Anonymous said...

God, more breathtakingly high-brow intellectual discourse, and we get to read it for free right here on TKC.

Anonymous said...

I'd actually read more of their editorials if they were somewhat balanced -- their left-leaning bias makes me want to puke so much that I don't even pay attention to them any more.

Get a conservative on the board to balance things out and have an honest discussion for a change...

Charles, Prince of Wales said...

NEW FLASH -- The British government has just declared Gemma Atkinson's tits to be a national treasure.

Anonymous said...

Please see editor's note at the top of this column. No-income-tax Texas gained 1 million jobs over the last five years, California, with its 13 percent tax rate, managed to lose jobs. Oops. Florida gained hundreds of thousands of jobs while New York lost jobs. NOTE: These figures are incorrect. The time period covered was December 2007 to December 2012. Over that time, Texas gained 497,400 jobs, California lost 491,200, Florida lost 461,500 and New York gained 75,900. Oops. Illinois raised taxes more than any other state over the last five years and its credit rating is the second lowest of all the states, below that of Kansas! (emphasis original)