NEWSFLASH!!! KANSAS CITY CRAIGSLIST HOOKUPS OF ANY KIND WILL KILL YOU!!!
Surprisingly, given our KICK-ASS level Internets expertise . . . TKC has never had the privilege of an Internets hookup not only because I'm not interested in selling my G.I. Joe collection but also because most other digital denizens are probably dangerous IF our comment section offers any insight into the dating pool.
Anyhoo . . .
Here's a South Kansas City teaching moment that reveals that Craigslist hookups are not only host to dangerous pathogens but also BULLETS:
KMBC: Police said a man and a woman who came to check out a car they found on Craigslist wound up getting shot and robbed in a southeast Kansas City neighborhood.
KCTV5: A man and woman were shot as a suspect took their vehicle from them Wednesday night.
KSHB: Craigslist sale turns into double shooting
Meanwhile, this Internets round-up should provide just a bit of a public service fact check regarding the local "silicon prairie" biz hype and the ongoing civic contention that digital gigabit speed will change basic human nature . . . Which has always been kinda sketchy.
More in a bit . . .