NEWSFLASH!!! KANSAS CITY CRAIGSLIST HOOKUPS OF ANY KIND WILL KILL YOU!!!



Surprisingly, given our KICK-ASS level Internets expertise . . . TKC has never had the privilege of an Internets hookup not only because I'm not interested in selling my G.I. Joe collection but also because most other digital denizens are probably dangerous IF our comment section offers any insight into the dating pool.

Anyhoo . . .

Here's a South Kansas City teaching moment that reveals that Craigslist hookups are not only host to dangerous pathogens but also BULLETS:

KMBC: Police said a man and a woman who came to check out a car they found on Craigslist wound up getting shot and robbed in a southeast Kansas City neighborhood.

KCTV5: A man and woman were shot as a suspect took their vehicle from them Wednesday night.

KSHB: Craigslist sale turns into double shooting

Meanwhile, this Internets round-up should provide just a bit of a public service fact check regarding the local "silicon prairie" biz hype and the ongoing civic contention that digital gigabit speed will change basic human nature . . . Which has always been kinda sketchy.

More in a bit . . . 

Comments

  1. I was surprised to hear the robbers that shot the couple were in deed a couple of Negroes.

    How bizarre and unusual is that in the Kansas City area.

    I know...I know...it is rare but still shocking to hear Negroes are involved in violent crimes near our home towns.

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  2. A few suggestions:

    1. Never meet anyone from CL at private home or secluded area. Police stations are great places to meet, and most encourage the use of their parking lots and/or lobbies for such transactions. If you must go to a private home (perhaps buying furniture, etc.), take a large contingent of people with you.

    2. Never take cash with you. If you like what you see, a cashier's check can be quickly obtained from your local bank.

    3. If the deal looks too good to be true, it probably is. Someone selling late-model cars for thousands under book or iPods for $50 probably have nefarious intentions.

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  3. 4. Do Not go buy from Negroes.

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  4. no buyer on CL is going to take a fucking cashier's check. They are super easy to fake and you are left holding your dick with no money.


    The real rule is never buy a car from a black person (bad smell, upkeep) or a poor person in general (maintenance skipped)

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  5. CL is still a good place to get your dick sucked although there are more weird couples whose half-gay husband wants to watch types...

    Lotsa country sluts looking for a little party and a place to crash.

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  6. Backpage is the best place to get fucked by a hot and hung nigger boy. I have had 15 of them sexy nigger boys to my place and they ride my old asshole until it's raw. Never had a problem.

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  7. Byron is back!

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  8. LMAO @ 9:15 AM

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  9. Sir, this cadillac smells like coca butter. Was that a factory option?

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  10. 3 Ropes, 1 Tree7/17/14, 9:19 AM

    Three Ropes
    One Tree

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  11. Common Sense7/17/14, 9:25 AM

    They should have left as soon as they saw $6,000 worth of wheels on a $2,000 car.

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  12. Never trust, associate with, do business with, or help a nigger7/17/14, 9:36 AM

    All they had to do was bring a bait bucket (KFC, Popeye's, Church's, etc.) and toss it in the opposite direction as soon as the shit started, thus facilitating their escape.

    Or better yet, they should have come armed and just blasted the useless fucks into their graves.***

    Kansas City has become a crime-infested shithole.



    ***You can rest assured that JaCo's Mean Jean the Probation Machine will suck them off and send them home to their mommas instead of imprisoning them as she should.

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  13. Department Of Actual Justice Coonhound Kennels, Inc.7/17/14, 9:49 AM

    Woof!
    Time to tree a few coons.
    Woof!
    Woof!
    Woof!

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  14. 9:49, LMAO. Coons ... priceless!

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  15. Hilarious people still or actually use this piece of shit known as Craiglist.

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  16. Lesson:

    Don't shop at Bootlip Motors

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  17. East 84th Terrace and Drury Circle, located west of Interstate 435. (Bannister Mall area)

    Police recovered the stolen vehicle in the 4200 block of East 68th Street. (Swope Parkway area)

    Two parts of town I would steer clear of naturally. Not surprised that there was this type of activity in these areas. We already know who the perpetrators are. Need not say more than that. As you were.

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  18. 8:52 AM Agree. They could be giving away the stuff and I would not go there based on the address. Although, Overland Park is getting more concentrated with the undesirable types. It's best to drive-by, ask neighbors or meet in a safe place. Craiglist is still a great place to find good things reasonable or bargain shopping. Just be careful, smart and alert.

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  19. SE Killa City = that would be the "prairie nigger" species. Dangerous and very unpredictable.

    A " prairie nigger" on Craig's List should set off bell and alarms. Contact your local zookeeper.

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  20. Alonzos Used Cars-n-Shit7/17/14, 2:28 PM

    With every purchase you get a $20 Mickey-D's Gift Card!

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  21. Miss Sweetie Pie enjoying the weather7/17/14, 4:05 PM

    Mr. Tony,
    Craigslist is kinda sketchy. Shoot, you might have to deal with stupid as dirt folk. You know, like some of your trolls.
    When I post an item for sale or want tp buy I clearly state that I will only meet at a local Police station. Now that cuts down on a lot of bull.
    Large item? Nah, I skip Craigslist.

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  22. If you carry alot of money and are dumb enuf to take your country hillbilly ass into town to see a craiglist item for sale by a neegro.

    Could you have jest a smidgeon brain to bring along a loaded gun for you and anyone with you.

    This should have been a story how two hapless pants below their ass dred lock wearin, neck tattoo gangsta thug black thieves with loaded guns and a criminal upbringing threatening two innocent white peoples lives ended up dead in self defense.

    I would really blame the victim in this incident for being too uckin stupid to carry defense.

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  23. Antinatalist7/17/14, 5:26 PM

    Being a person of color I couldn't agree more with the racist. I've had less life endangering problems from white racist than I've had with niggas ALL MY LIFE. I've been to extremely racist towns and have only gotten glares or lack of conversation while in these black neighborhoods I've been jumped just for asking for directions essentially. These scumbags shot a mother and a father in front of their child trying to get his first car I'm sorry I can't defend this shit.

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  24. There ya go 5:26 PM...Chris Rock said it all...there are Negroes and then there are niggers.

    He explained the difference much as you just did.

    There are white people and there are cracka assed nasty criminal white trash.

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  25. 5:26 I can virtually guarantee you are safe as can be around most racists. Most black people have a way higher propensity for violence.

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  26. The Reverend Doctor Bishop Kingfish Jackson, Jr. III7/17/14, 6:59 PM

    I can tell you I fear more from the boyz in the hood than I do from boys wearing white hood rather than boyz in the hood wearing hoodies. What the Kingfish be trying to say, my people scare me more than any cracker bigot motherfucker. Whoop, I apologize for uttering an obscenity and I will in penance put another IOC into the collection plate.

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  27. I don't hate any person because of their race. I hate the scum sob's

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  28. The Hood is White7/17/14, 8:45 PM

    if a nigger is selling it on CL, you can bet it's hot as a firecracker on the 4th of July.

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  29. If you stupid and not take a gun it won't be any fun.

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