MUST SEE!!! CELEBRATE THE KANSAS CITY AUG. 5TH ELECTION JUNK MAIL!!!
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!
I've been waiting for this $49.95 tablet that I ordered from
The Chinese Wal-Mart and it didn't arrive today, instead, I was confronted with nothing but Kansas City election junk mail.
Let's sift through this together . . .
Fun fact . . . These direct mail adverts cost about $20K a pop (minimum) and they say that most voters only glance at the message on the way to toss it into the garbage.
Here we go . . .
The toy train offers this quiz and shameful deception that voting for the streetcar will decrease taxes . . . Fact check: It won't . . .
Like all skeevy ads . . . The Streetcar promises something for nothing . . .
More streetcar mail . . . This one is a bit more honest . . .
Actually, instead of lying about taxes, this one simply offers the benefits of voting yes and the incorporation of the toy train into other transit systems . . . For better or worse, that's the plan . . .
And now the public safety tax attempts to get reader attention with this ambo-siren soft focus cover . . .
A few facts about recent Kansas City cutbacks to the KCFD should put things in perspective . . . But the only thing I could think about was the hottie blonde paramedic taking care of me . . .
And for now, that's all of the propaganda that has come to the doorstop of Kansas City voters advertising in what most expect will be another LOW VOTER TURNOUT election.
Developing . . .