Thursday, July 03, 2014

Missouri Is One Of The Worst Places To Live

Show-Me the end game of local political and public education fail . . . Missouri Ranks in Top Ten Worst States to Live In Deets: ... "CNBC's report on the worst states to reside in cites public health as one of the main issues why Missouri made the list. According to the Missouri Department of Health Services, 30% of adults are obese and up to two thirds of adults are either overweight or obese. Also, about 1 out of 4 adults are physically inactive."

16 Comments:

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

Mr. Tony,
Oh, alright. I feed my English muffin with butter and really delicious marmalade to the dog.
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This Greek yogurt sucks.
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Here doggie!

Anonymous said...

Doesn't make me want to go to a lake this weekend.

Anonymous said...

I love living in Missouri. Got my gun, got my bible, got my meth, got my pickup truck. Damn outsiders dont know nuthin.

Anonymous said...

Missouri....the Shit Hole of the Midwest

Anonymous said...

And Kansas City is deep in the heart of shithole!!

Tony's Kansas City In the News said...

Here is a short list of Tony's Kansas City's elite newsmakers. Both good and bad. Comments welcome. Who was left off the list ?

1. Alonzo Washington
2. Reverend Tindall
3. Reverend Cleaver
4. Jermaine Reed
5. Superman dude
6. Sly
7. Alvin Brooks
8. Toni Bones
9. Craig Glazer
10. Mean Jean
11. Cum Guy
12. Polar Bear
13. Chuck
14. Tony
15. Cindy Circo
16. Byron Funkhouser (deceased)
17. any Hipster
18. Clay Chastain
19. John McGurk
20. el Bryan
21. KC City Council
22. Mary "Dirty" Sanchez
23. Michael Mackie
24. Bishop Finn
25. Frazier Glenn Miller
26. Toy Train
27. Free Zoo Day
28. Diana Kander
29. Bill Tammeus
30. Ken Bacchus
31. Verruckt
32. Sherwood Smith
33. Dave Helling
34. Esther Honig
35. Theresa Garza
36. Westport
37. Russ Johnson
38. Bill White
39. Jason Grill
40. Anthony Bruno's wife
41. Yael Abracadabra
42. Lucy Collett
43. PD Chief Forte
44. KC Water Dept
45. Skippy
46. Mr Peanut
47. Michael Brooks
48. P & L
49. anything Kansas
50. Plaza hoods

Anonymous said...

How the hell does downing a couple of rack if ribs and a six pack make Missouri a bad place top live? Hell man this is heaven. If the buzz-brained bitches over in JoCo take take a little gut whilke they are burning up my pay check fuck 'em.

Anonymous said...

Actually, 10:32, I think it's less likely the ribs and beer, and more likely your inability to draft a coherent sentence. Go MO!

Anonymous said...

If you want to teach school fucktard get your pussy ass over to the KC school district. They are looking for more wannabe educators.

Anonymous said...

Obviously 10:32 did't do too well in that school he recommends; nor now in life.

Anonymous said...

I was born here, left once, regret coming back even if it was to support my mother and dying father. Leaving soon and it can't be soon enough. This state is beautiful but its citizens make it a backwater shithole.

Anonymous said...

"This state is beautiful but its citizens make it a backwater shithole." 1:01 FTW!

Anonymous said...

Missouri---WalMart of the midwest.

Anonymous said...

I was at the International House Of Pancakes getting a plate of pancakes early last Friday morning. A preacher from the International House Of Prayer was holding a Bible study in the corner with a couple young homeless men. He told them if they wanted to kill themselves they should break into an abandoned house and set off a bug bomb, lay down, go to sleep and never wake up? I'm like damn, these mother fucker's really are a death cult. The cashier said, sir it's not necessary to use that kind of language, I'm a Mormon? I said, I'm sorry about your luck but you all would be better off reading Harry Potter!

Anonymous said...

I wasn't born here, 1:01pm, and I regret staying as long as I have. I'm stuck here now in this hell hole due to finances. I wish I were getting out soon.

Anonymous said...

FAT ASS JAY NIXON!