Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Kansas City's Worst Highway U.S.71 Shutdown

KMBC reports the afternoon ruckus: Kansas City police close both directions of U.S. 71 at Swope Parkway.

Update: Suicidal man surrenders to police after Hwy. 71 traffic shut down

7 Comments:

Solutions, Inc. said...

"Police shut the highway down about 2:30 p.m. Tuesday because a man on is on the bridge, threatening to harm himself."

Okay, fine...taunt him* for 5 minutes and if he doesn't off himself, shoot him and get traffic moving again.

*Tell him that several officers are gangbanging his girlfriend at this very moment and podcasting it. That should do it.

Anonymous said...

They should shut down 71 Highway so they can remove the stupid stop lights.

Anonymous said...

The sniper team could get in some practice today.

Anonymous said...

Jump! Jump! Jump!

Anonymous said...

Where is Roscoe Rules?

Anonymous said...

You misspelled it Tony. It is Spook Parkway.

Anonymous said...

Get the stoplights off of felony freeway.