Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Kansas City Verrückt Ripoff Reported

NBC Action News reports rip-off of around $2500 near world's largest waterslide: Thieves stole thousands of dollars' worth of items from family at Schlitterbahn

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Off of a picnic table! Lock your things up!

Blaz Tavers, local gadfly said...

Kinda surprised that those rubes weren't the first to hit the pavement off that thing, such was their level of stupidity.

Anonymous said...

Fucking feral niggers have discovered the water park! Now just how long did that take?? When niggers are in the area, you are at risk for violence!!

Anonymous said...

Now wait a minute...days white girls at da watta park...you can't blames us atdall. We be goin fo dat young white pussy an we gunna take yo shit too when wees be dar.

Don't be hatin....don't be actin all racist an shit. Holder said criticizing black folk for they stupid assed ways is just racist.

So shuddup whitey give us yo stuff and yo young white daughters too.

Anonymous said...

Hey rube there are lockers there for this exact reason .. If you leave your stuff someone will probably take it no matter where you are.

Anonymous said...

It's all because of the light rail.

Anonymous said...

Maybe next time they will use the available lockers for their valuables.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm....blame the victim not the criminal.

What a wonderful place on the plains.

Anonymous said...

"Hmmmm....blame the victim not the criminal." 11:06AM

Uh, yeah... When you leave $2,500 worth of valuables on a picnic table, in plain view, in a place full of people you don't know, bad things are likely to happen. It's called common sense, and apparently it's not very common wherever the hell those people are from.

Anonymous said...

11:47, FTW!

Anonymous said...

11:47 +1

Hell, I like to think of myself as an upstanding, productive, law abiding member of society, and if I walked by a table and saw $2500 worth of stuff on a table, even I'd be tempted to take it. What did they have worth $2500 anyway? Phones, their rainy-day for the trip to the "big city"?

VerrFuckt said...

VerrFuckt

Anonymous said...

The brilliance in here is blinding.

Best answer DO NOT GO to Worlds of Filchers.

Then you won't have to have jerk offs blame you for being robbed.

P Bear said...

Two things you need to know. Bear Logic 101

Negro's and Shitterbaun both suck.

Now you know.