Tuesday, July 29, 2014

KANSAS CITY PREZ OBAMA BBQ BLEH!!!



Everybody in Kansas City is disappointed that Prez Obama decided on Arthur Bryant's for his local PR dinner.

The place is favorite to NOBODY in Kansas City . . .

It's a typically tone deaf move from an Administration that now seems like nothing more than a warm-up for the days of Hillary soon to heat up our national debate.

Also, fun to watch . . .

EVERYBODY FREAKS OUT BECAUSE PREZ OBAMA ORDERED A CRAPPY BUD LIGHT INSTEAD OF BOULEVARD!!!

Also, no cole slaw for the Prez might be karma.

More interestingly . . .

Earlier today we asked some of you what you'd mention to Prez Obama over dinner.

Here are the more clever or at least halfway interesting responses:

"Please pass the government cheese."

"Remember when you promised to get to work on America's highways and bridged and improve and widen those interstate roads from coast to coast? What happened to that deal Mr. Prez? Did your own party forget about you and your agenda?"

"Well, you did that president thing, now what? What are you going to do after you are president?"

"I would ask him if he intends to let the MEXICANS & MUSLIMS take over our country."

"Do you have a plan for handling Ebola when it comes into the United States?"

"I would say to him: Get some better taste in BBQ."

Developing . . .

29 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Bryant's is the barbecue that made Kansas City Q famoius. Period. Presidents eat there because going to any other joint would be like going to Rome and seeing one of the local Methodist churches.

Anonymous said...

Tony.. you must be a Gates fag. Or wait.. KC Mastershit. Probably eat your ribs with a fork.

At least the dumb nigger didnt eat at Hamburger Mary's

Greg B. said...

lolz.

he should have selected Oklahomo Joe's?

Or would that be too obvious

Anonymous said...

Jack Stack, everything else is for the poor.

Old Man Hayward said...

So you agree that Jack Stack is completely overpriced? That's a ringing endorsement.

Anonymous said...

LC's is better than Gates, Bryant's, anything else out there. The Ghey joint is Q39 or something like that.

And LC is large and IN CHARGE. He's there watching the joint because it is his reputation. Obama should have gone to LC's.

Anonymous said...

Bryant's got my vote!

Anonymous said...

Nonviolence rally marred by multiple fights

The NewsMang said...

Bryant's marred by crappy sour sauce!

Anonymous said...

He should have went to Gates

Anonymous said...

big t's beats that over priced LC stuff every day.

Anonymous said...

He should have stayed the fuck in at the White House.

Anonymous said...

What kind of stupid ass niggers are running the BBQ, they knew ahead of time the President was coming would then go nationwide because they're so fucking ignorant they ran out of cole slaw! His menu was preapproved by his people. He might as well have gone to beaner town and ordered a burrito and the roaches tell him "sorry we're out of beans"...

Anonymous said...

Obviously Tony; you don't know shit about BBQ joints in this town. Obama could not go to your preppie, upward mobile, jet set BBQ joints because they treat black folk like shit. Half of then use electric smokers which are as about as desirable as Mongolian BBQ. Most serve sissy designer beers that only gays like to wash the bad taste out of their mouths.

Anonymous said...

The problem with Arthur Bryants is that he's dead. It's ok now but it was great when he was there.

Anonymous said...

Don't be trashin Mongolian barbecue like that. It's good shit, unless you're eating it in some fakey Midwest franchise joint run by honkies from Topeka.

Anonymous said...

Is President OBoma in town to tell us to vote for the puke street car so he can give us some money?

Y. Patrick said...

1. Y'all are all taking the BBQ too seriously. People like what they like.

2. Calling someone even the president is a "dumb nigger" just shows YOUR ignorance no one else's.

3. If you're going to be man enough to say ignorant stuff like that, why hide your identity?

4. Also a fag is a bundle of sticks used for burning.

5. If you're using it as a term against gays, what evidence do you have the suggests all the queer folks "love" Gates?

6. There are worse things in life than being homo, and Oklahoma Joe's has good BBQ.

7. If the president were gay, it wouldn't be your business, and if that's the best insult you can come up with, it's no wonder the posts in the comments section are riddle with typos and other grammatical errors.

8. Who are you to criticize the less fortunate? Even if someone is poor, they should have a decent meal. Furthermore, who made any of you the reigning experts on BBQ cuisine? Pretty sure none of you have trained in a culinary school, so it'd be just as easy to say you all have an unrefined palette. For those who don't know what that means, I'll put it as you would understand. You have tongues like poor people and don't know what fine dining tastes like. You wouldn't know KC Masterpiece from Gates from Arthur Bryant's if you were fucking blindfolded. See how ignorant that sounds? Consider that a mirror for yourselves.

Anonymous said...

Bryant's is a KC institution. It's the source of the KC tradition, and Calvin Trillin's 1970's article in Playboy put KC BBQ on the map. Yeah, it was better when the old man was still around, but it's still THE home of KC BBQ.

Anonymous said...

stupid nigger can eat my shit covered with his favorite sauce...probably illegal alien m13 faggot boy sauce.

Anonymous said...

Gotta go with Bryants. It put KC bbq on the map.

Anonymous said...

Hillary said:

Anonymous said...

WHO CARES

Walter Cronkite said...

NEW REPORT -- Several fat, middle-aged white women have been transported to area hospitals after swooning at today's Obama event.

Anonymous said...

Bryant's is white owned now, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Whatever TKC.
I've been loyal to Bryants since the 70's. Now the trick there is going when it's not crazy busy.

Anonymous said...

Did you notice that Obama didn't eat any Mexican food while he was in town?

stupid skinney nigger barack obama said...

muslim niggers eat bbq makes em feel just like folks!

Anonymous said...

I am a big fan of okie joes and LC's