Friday, July 25, 2014

KANSAS CITY COFFEE SHOP DUDE IN NEED ASKS FOR INTERNETS HAND UP!!!



Thanks to KICK-ASS KANSAS CITY INTERNETS DENIZENS for sending this link about a Midtown Kansas City barista who has fallen upon harsh times now raising money online.

bicyclist bouncing back from a hit and run.



Deets:

"Celebrating my first father's day was an unforgettable experience, finished with a bonfire, a quiet bike ride home, and getting hit by an suv in Westport, a district of Kansas City, MO. Not only did the injury prevent me from going to work the next morning due to spending the night in the ER, but left me looking at 3 months of no income due to severing the top of my Tibia along my femur "pulverizing" my Tibial Plateau, calling for rather invasive and terribly painful orthopedic surgery performed Monday, June 23rd."

Use your best judgement to figure this one out but we've seen more than a few people vouch for this guy and it seems like a real case of a Kansas City dude hit and fallen upon some bad luck.

Developing . . .

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Bicycles are just plain dangerous. If liberals didn't love them so much they would be banned.

Anonymous said...

We need single payor health care that covers lost income.

Anonymous said...

The black employment rate would skyrocket so they could get jobs just to get injured and have the government pay their lost income. Of course the employers would have to hire the handicapped since most blacks have handicapped cards hanging from their mirrors.

Anonymous said...

Bicycles are for kids. Sorry dude. If you got time to hang at the coffee shop, it's back to work for you. You are sounding like a boon.

Anonymous said...

Fuck him.
Buy a fucking car, asshole.

Brent Poonsworth, local cool guy, wearing a new Chiefs shirt (training camp starting baby!!) said...

Anyone who is engaging the world in any way other than viewing spectator sports completely deserves the hellfire that reigns down upon them.

Anonymous said...

Beardo hipster transplant from Kentucky who thinks he has the right of way?

Anonymous said...

How that Obama care working out for ya kid?

Anonymous said...

probably a doucher who thinks he's a car, get the fuck outta the road, and hit the sidewalk.

Anonymous said...

Probably a nice guy who just got hit by some jerk who was texting and driving - stop hating for no reason.

Anonymous said...

People on motorcycles and bicycles get hurt because drivers don't pay attention. Drivers are dangerous.

Anonymous said...

Hit by an SUV?
Was it a hit and run?
Insurance!! Go after the SUV driver's insurance. Calling all KCMO personal injury attorneys.

Anonymous said...

10:11 apparently reading comprehension is not your forte,

Anonymous said...

We really don't give a fuck, bicycle boy.

Anonymous said...

Dumb fuck , don't ride in the road!

Anonymous said...

Another broke ass hick with a bastard kid, no benefits and no money saved up besides a few weeks income.

Bet he has some sweet tats though.

Missouri, the shoe-me state.

Anonymous said...

This turd was on reddit.com/r/kansascity giving his sob story.

He was riding on the sidewalk and failed to pause at a crosswalk, barreling through and t-boned a car pulling out legally.