Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Kansas City 'Big Bird Bandit" Suspect ID



Let's play the Kansas City "Big Bird Bandit" suspect name game . . .




KCTV5: "Prosecutors have identified the suspect allegedly involved in a bizarre scenario in the Crossroads. This is a story about the chicken who flew the coop but is now a jailbird.

"Witnesses say a man, identified days later as 19-year-old Trever Hemen, broke into a costume shop Thursday evening then went to a neighboring bar.

"The man allegedly busted the window of the Kansas City Costume Company, located at 2020 Grand Blvd., and stole a fluffy yellow cape and a feathered hat, witnesses say."
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As always, all suspects are innocent until proven guilty and we wish this guy the best because it doesn't look like he'll have an easy time of it in prison.

More in a bit . . .

6 Comments:

Yes I am a fag, I dress like Big Bird said...

What a fucking fag !

Anonymous said...

He will soon be a hen in the chicken coop called the slammer.

Anonymous said...

But he's just another part of the fabulous KCMO arts scene and apparently misunderstood by the cops.
What ever happened to the performance artist who lay on the floor of the WalMart in a body bag?
World class!

Anonymous said...

He's a frustrated unemployed actor whose stage name is:

PEREGRINE BIRDMAN

He's planning to distribute his arrest photo on the internet and request prisoners around the world to use Photoshop to "make him beautiful."

Anonymous said...

Suitable mascot for a town overrun by chicken fuckers and douchebags.

Anonymous said...

Kids, this is why you should stay away from drugs....