Monday, June 23, 2014

WITNESS ANOTHER TRAGIC KANSAS CITY CHURCH'S CHICKEN CRIME SCENE!!!



Eating at Church's Chicken might be the most dangerous dining proposition in all of Kansas City.

More than any other local restaurant . . . Church's Chicken serves up more than it's fair share of danger . . .

Early This year, one of the most scary surveillance video gun-play shots came from a Church's Chicken out on Blue Ridge . . .



Let's not forget somebody robbed a local Church's Chicken with a Samurai sword not too long ago . . .



This weekend here's the latest Church's Chicken take down . . .

Church's Chicken was involved in the shooting in the area of 39th Street and Indiana Avenue. KCTV5 photographer Greg Milota said police have put crime tape up around a second location.

Deets are still coming in and we'll post them under one of the following headlines . . .

SHELL CASINGS PLUCKED FROM KANSAS CITY CHURCH'S CHICKEN CRIME SCENE!!!

BIRD ON A WIRE: CHURCH'S CHICKEN KANSAS CITY GUNFIRE SQUAWK BOX!!!

CHICKEN GENIUS GONE A FOWL AMID KANSAS CITY CHURCH'S SHOOTING SCENE!!!

And so much more . . .

19 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Niggers and chicken, a deadly combination. Just hold the nigger...

chuck said...

39th and Indiana. Now THAT is a mimimum wage job that actually deserves 15.00 an hour.

Anonymous said...

Talk about shitting where you eat. Check the cameras. Guarantee the perp was eating there an hour earlier. Have you ever seen the Church's off Quindaro that is literally in the middle of a (bad) neighborhood? It's such an odd location but I guess they are taking their product to their customers.

Margaret Sanger said...

Great photo of a cross-eyed nigger retard.

I offered a solution to this many years ago.

P Bear said...
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Niggers Love White Breasts said...

He's just pissed off because he was looking forward to a nice piece of white meat and all they put in his 20 piece bucket was legs and thighs.

Anonymous said...

That is one cross bred, fugly nigger! Where was Alonzo while this was going on, oh yeah up in the Legends taking a nap in McDonalds. At least he knows the niggers are crazier in Missouri and will probably blame whitey for this, because Church's didn't have a NO LOITERING OR NIGGERS WITH GUNS sign.

Anonymous said...

Brotha can't catch a break

Dat Bro Has Him An Obamagun To Go Wit His Obamaphone said...

Joe Biden gave him that shotgun.
Eric holder and Obama had a bunch left over from Operation Fast & Furious because the Mexican drug cartels really only wanted automatic and semiautomatic rifles.

8:36 AM is right said...

Alonzo would have been hiding under a table, crying and shitting his pants.
Then, he would have DEMANDED gift cards in lieu of suing for emotional trauma.

Anonymous said...

Underpriviliged youths staging fried-chicken holdups with freakin' samurai swords? WTF????

Sheeeeeeyit, bubba. I think it's time to be movin' to da JoCo.

Anonymous said...

So many stereotypes in one photo. Skin color, stupid hat, shooting sideways and chicken. Change the Sprite to purple drank and it'd be perfect.

His Mama Be Proud When He Go To Church's All De Time said...

He'll be writing a blues tune in prison called "My Chicken Jones Done Got Ne Busted An Now The Only Bones I Gets To Suck On Are Made Of Ape".

Anonymous said...

"Hillary Clinton speaks to sellout crowd in downtown Kansas City". "Let us not be cramming 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Given the seating arrangements set up for this event "sell-out" would be something less than 2000 people. In a metro of 2.5 million the lame ass Elders draws much bigger crowds.

Alexis Williams said...

I HEAR A LOT OF GENTILE TALK BUT SEE NONE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD TALKING LIKE THIS U FUCKING EUROPEAN SCARY ASS BEHIND THE SEEN CRACKERS...UR COUNTRY IS ABOUT TO TREAT U LIKE NIGGERS SOON...LMAO

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ said...

Capslockian Douchebag

Anonymous said...

Alexis: Why do you say "scary" instead of "scared"???

Anonymous said...

if Obama had a son...

Anonymous said...

Y'all are some ignorant ass pieces of white trash talking about black people and chicken, Hell, I can't even get into Strouds for your white trash asses and not they are opening a location in Overland Park so that you can suck your chicken bones without shame.

FUCK ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!