TOP 5 THINGS KANSAS CITY LEARNED FROM HILLARY CLINTON'S BOOK PROMO VISIT!!!
Kansas City welcomed former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her horrible book yesterday . . .
Here's probably the best coverage of the event that doesn't rely on Democratic Party talking points:
KCUR: Hillary Clinton Focuses Kansas City Talk On Women And The Economy
However . . .
WE'VE GOT THE REAL SCOOP AND THE TOP 5 THINGS KANSAS CITY LEARNED FROM HILLARY'S VISIT!!!
5. White Women Will Read Anything
No hate here, probably one of the only reasons this dump of a blog is around and why kindly white ladies will excuse our TKC celebration of cleavage.
4. She's Worse Than Prez Obama
Hillary isn't just the Prez Obama sequel . . . She's like one of those Hollywood train wreck combo movies where they COMPLETELY RUIN two perfectly good franchises like Alien Vs. Predator or Brangelina
3. Cancel The GOP IF Hillary Wins
I know I keep repeating this one but as Latino it's important to provide some perspective on the relative power of the people who want to deport me and my cousins.
2. Hillary Health Issue Is A Loser Even For Karl Rove
Given that Dick Cheney is like the real life Darth Vader battle just about anybody who dares disagree the Neo-Con dark side of the force . . . The political elite don't play by the same health rules that power age discrimination in Kansas City offices.
1. P&L District And Midland Made Sure To Give All The Kansas City Politicos The Best Seats Which Kind Of Explains How They Can Lose More Than $15 Mil Every Year
Insiders tell us that yesterday was a grand stage for this town's top power players . . . Politics and corporate patronage make strange bedfellows and at the top levels it's pretty easy to realize that there really isn't that much of a difference between Democrat or Republican
looting running this country.