Tuesday, June 24, 2014

TKC FACT CHECK: LEAWOOD LITTLE LIBRARY HOT MESS OFFERS A NICE CONVENIENT WAY FOR MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE PEOPLE TO FEEL PERSECUTED!!!



It's a tragic fact that middle-class Leawood white people might not be able to adopt a hipster trend in the most posh metro suburb.

Locals have blamed this one one oppressive authorities, building code hegemony and/or nasty neighbors.

But only one thing is clear . . .

THE LEAWOOD LITTLE LIBRARY HAS OFFERED MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE PEOPLE AN IMPORTANT WAY TO PRETEND THEY'RE BEING OPPRESSED!!!

Seriously, what's at stake here?

Moldy books?

Some white kid learning that sharing is for suckers?

Fewer resources for people who pretend to read?

This is worse than MWWS because it mistakenly leads to the impression than anything in suburbia matters.

Still, we encourage book crusaders to continue their fight.

Fact:

The Leawood Little Library Controversy Has Been The Best Fake Controversy For Local White People Since Footloose.

KCTV5: City to fine owners of Little Free Libraries

Meanwhile . . .

Other people in the Kansas City area have real problems.

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

TKC, admit that the library is the best thing going on in Leawood.

Anonymous said...

The lingua Franca of this blog is middle class white faux persecution.

See: streetcar posts # 1-2,469

Anonymous said...

Looks like Jordan just pissed all over the chair and is about to get a beating for getting it all over the expensive Oriental rug!

Anonymous said...

How much you want to bet that @7:04 is a white homo?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anonymous said...

Like all libraries, Little Free Libraries should be allowed, accepted and even promoted, just as literacy is promoted(and reading ANYTHING for pleasure)... Leawood needs to change their weird ordinance and make the 'burb better.

Anonymous said...

Peggy Dunn--embarrassed yet? If Little Free Libraries were built by J.E.Dunn, there'd be NO problem!!
Leawood should be more book=friendly and decent!! ALL BURBS/CITIES SHOULD.

Anonymous said...

Is there a kid in Leawood without a house full of books? And how many darn books does a kid need anyway? It's summer, go do something outside!

Miss Sweetie Pie living the dream said...

Mr. Tony,
Oh dear! I am hopping out to the front of my house and yanking out my petite library. I surely didn't know that I was oppressing my neighbors with sharing my magazines, WSJ, books and some small kid items like flash cards.

Jordan's Left Tit said...

No Sir, I don't like it.

Anonymous said...

This is a white problem in a white area.

You can tell, because there is not trillions, yes trillions of dollars being wasted on trying to teach apes to read, no smell of cordite, no dead bodies, no screaming that there will be "No justice no peace".

This is koolaide stand news from a time that is soon to be gone.

Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

The problem is the lack of community centers and midnight basketball so kids who are pressured into the Little Free Library Life can find a way out.

MayorDunn & Council said...

Dear 6:17 comment,

Thank you for your feedback. Based upon your suggestion, the City of Leawood will be implementing a youth-oriented community center with extended summer hours, including "Mayor Peggy's Midnight Basketball."

So as not to force our young people into the "Little Free Library" lifestyle, we will be offering classes such as:

Saggy Pants Are The New Down Low

Proper Maintenance Of Your Personal Firearm

Marijuana And Mushrooms, Mother Nature's Gift

Nobody Likes A Snitch

Possession Is Nine-Tenths Of The Law

Graffiti: Finding The Artist Within

We sincerely hope your family will avail themselves of this opportunity, as we partner with our neighbors to become stakeholders in a more diverse community.

Thank you again.