Wednesday, June 25, 2014

The Bachelor: Desperate White Broads Wanted For Kansas City Area Casting Call!!!



Kansas City women willing to debase themselves for an upper-middle-class lifestyle are in high demand . . .

Bachelor Casting Call

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And in all of this confusion we forgot that it's already Kansas City wedding season which is always a nice time for local divorce lawyers with patience . . .

4 Comments:

chuck said...

God it would be so fucking cool if Tony was on the Bachelor.

What a hoot.

"Uh..., say, could we get some, uh..., you know..., Rubenesque babes to apply?"

Anonymous said...

Is BiRon Funklouser tryin out for this?

Milton Crumbertson, local bookie said...

There will no doubt be a line around the corner of local grown orange-tanned, consumer fembots engaging in upspeak and attention-desiring boisterous laughter.

Anonymous said...

Why do that when you can wave a couple of C- Notes around in Johnson County and get free blow jobs for life?