Show-Me Single-Bottle Booze Freedom

KMOX reports good news for Missouri hobos and cheap drunks: "Gov. Jay Nixon signed legislation Friday authorizing single-bottle beer sales by retailers such as grocery and convenience stores. Current law requires beer to be sold in packages containing at least three bottles."

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  1. AAA TRAVEL TIP6/28/14, 10:14 AM

    If you are in a new city and are lost, stop in at the first convenience store you see. Go to the coolers where the beer is kept and look for individual cans of malt liquor. If there are more than 3 brands in the cooler then you are IN THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKING PART OF TOWN. Quickly get back in your car and get the white ass moving and get the fuck out of there. This has been a AAA TRAVEL TIP

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  2. What we need is a law requiring everyone who sells beer to have a publicly accessible urinal.

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