Thursday, June 05, 2014

SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY ROYALS RECYCLE GEORGE BRETT COACHING GIMMICK!!!



Here's a glimpse at the Kansas City Royals now COMPLETELY out of good ideas to save this season . . .

Newspaper: G.M. Dayton Moore approached George Brett about returning as Royals’ hitting coach

Thankfully, this probably won't happen again given that the team's chances are far worse this year AND nobody wants to hear another pooping story.

11 Comments:

Anonymous said...

The biggest problem is the guys that were the hitting coaches that the "fired" are still with the organization. Perhaps it might be the players or Kevin seitzer was the actual answer,

Got into some bad crab legs at Kokomo's said...

Maybe he'd be willing to walk around the infield during pre-game stretches telling diarrhea stories?

Nick Lowry for Peter's Fine Clothiers said...

No, I'd say the biggest problem is that these guys who were on billboards by their rookie seasons just aren't good enough to make the adjustment to consistently hit big league pitchers.

All sack no balls with the Omaha barn-burners Moustakas and Hosmer.

Toyals, you said Royals........ said...

Royal my ass.....


Royal fucking more like it......

Anonymous said...

Seitz has the Blue Jays hitting EXTREEEMELY we'll..,

Dayton, man up, give him a call, and say "sorry."

I mean he would never come back, ( why would he?) but maybe he knows somebody who could help...

Anonymous said...

PS: Used to go to 20-25 games a year...... No more....

Anonymous said...

George should not let the team management that treats him so poorly use him to hid behind. If the team ever wanted to give George an ownership stake with an option to buy, and real authority over player personnel, etc. he should go back. Until then, he should let Glass and Moore stew in their own shitty underwear.

Anonymous said...

If we have enough money for a toy train boondoggle unfare unjust undue, we have enough money to pay a free agent.

SLY is a war criminal! Brookside is in REVOLT! Cartoonists at community free papers will not stand for this shit!

Anonymous said...

Should be a good thing for the tar business.

Anonymous said...

I don't see the big deal about shitting his pants ..all men do that from time to time. That's why they're ALL disgusting pig's!!

Blaz Tavers, local historian said...

Brett admitted he was "good for it" every few years or so.

The fact that it happened on the Vegas strip in a new pair of Bally loafers makes the tale all the more remarkable.