SHAME!!! STRIPPER CONFESSION EXPOSES KANSAS CITY ROYALS CHEAPSKATES!!!
This is possibly the most clear-cut sign that the Kansas City Royals don't have what it takes to be champions . . . Today's biggest Kansas City news should destroy fan illusions about the MLB glamorous life:
DEADSPIN: Royals Pitchers Get Called Out By Stripper For Being Cheap Jerks
"Royals pitchers Bruce Chen and Yordano Ventura decided spend last night at a Minnesota strip club, where they apparently acted cheap and dickish. We know this because they just so happened to have been at the same club where @FeministStripper, a stripper and writer who does not suffer poor strip-club etiquette, was working."
According to DeadSpin:
@feministripper: "I'm about shaming trashdick pro athletes @ work; the #KCRoyals players that came in last night, spent $20 were #BruceChen & @YordanoVentura"
I didn't think they even let you in to some of the better strip clubs for $20 . . . Really, THIS is why Kansas City shouldn't expect great things from the Royals. Because they just don't seem to be able to avoid this town's discount mentality.
Developing . . .