In typical suburbanite fashion . . . Kansas City, Kansas Schlitterbahn enthusiasts are STILL bragging about size despite the fact their equipment doesn't seem to be working and they can't get up their ride . . .
Record-breaking water slide is taller than these 10 landmarks . . . Kansas City's new Verruckt 168 feet tall, a record . . . And probably too dangerous for people.
Developing . . .
Verruckt does not exist. It is a giant mirage. Rubes.
ReplyDeleteVerrFuckt
ReplyDeleteThat thing will be floating more turds in it than Brush Creek.
ReplyDeleteThe Polar Bear will take the plunge
ReplyDeleteThat monstrosity was an inherently stupid idea. Maybe OK in Germany, but not here. The Huns don't file a lawsuit every time they get a hangnail.
ReplyDeleteThat slide looks like a death slide. No way i'm going down that thing!
ReplyDeleteAmerican Exceptionalism Circa 2014
ReplyDeleteThis attraction also has the worlds longest brown streaks I'll have you know.
ReplyDeleteEvery ambulance chasing lawyer in town can't wait for this to open.
ReplyDelete"Verruckt!" The sound made by riders crapping their pants.
ReplyDeleteThe history of this project tells the entire story of this water park. When the bonds were approved there was a hotel and shopping to be built around the park. Do you see anything but a big mud hole all these years?It was a scam from the beginning.
ReplyDeleteA few people get rich and the rest of us pay for it.
The county is owned and operated by a few. Managed by dimwitted fools.
11:42, well of course none of those things can happen until a streetcar expansion line goes to the waterpark.
ReplyDeleteThose things are gonna be pretty much cargo trains full of cash that just pours out wherever they stop.
Promises of improvements to districts go back decades and they almost never develop. They are kind of like the pro NBA team at the Sprint Center. Tell the dumb ass voters it is going to happen and in spite of the track record the numb nuts will still vote to built it, raise taxes and sit around looking like Goofey until the next load of sucker bait comes along.
ReplyDeleteSchlitterbahn's Verruckt continues to suffer from a case of:
ReplyDeletePREMATURE EVACUATION
e·vac·u·a·tion
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noun
noun: evacuation; plural noun: evacuations
the action of emptying the bowels or another bodily organ.
SCHLITTER HAPPENS!!!!!
Reardon is on the payroll of the law firm that protects Holland & James. Choo Choo fools. We love paying for shiny new objects that steal us blind.
ReplyDeleteThanks TKC.
ReplyDeleteThe KCK City Hall Monday a.m. meetings produced a positive spin noon news report to offset the water park crap. Now, we're one of BEST places for employment. No, not the high paying jobs. Just businesses started and supported by bribes and little or no taxes paid to the county.
Beautiful downtown KCK coming soon. Join us for a cup of coffee and remember to wear your bullet proof vest.
12:10 it's also called a "Bear Cleanse".
ReplyDeleteBTW: When the Polar Bear does Verruckt he is going to wear his KKK hood and carry a torch in honor of those who won't be making the plunge.
If that slide used semen instead of water it still wouldn't equal the volume that has been ejaculated on Gokkun Bonz.
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