Monday, June 30, 2014

Kansas City Verrückt Measuring Contest



In typical suburbanite fashion . . . Kansas City, Kansas Schlitterbahn enthusiasts are STILL bragging about size despite the fact their equipment doesn't seem to be working and they can't get up their ride . . .

Record-breaking water slide is taller than these 10 landmarks . . . Kansas City's new Verruckt 168 feet tall, a record . . . And probably too dangerous for people.

Developing . . .

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Verruckt does not exist. It is a giant mirage. Rubes.

Anonymous said...

VerrFuckt

Anonymous said...

That thing will be floating more turds in it than Brush Creek.

Anonymous said...

The Polar Bear will take the plunge

Anonymous said...

That monstrosity was an inherently stupid idea. Maybe OK in Germany, but not here. The Huns don't file a lawsuit every time they get a hangnail.

Anonymous said...

That slide looks like a death slide. No way i'm going down that thing!

Anonymous said...

American Exceptionalism Circa 2014

Anonymous said...

This attraction also has the worlds longest brown streaks I'll have you know.

Anonymous said...

Every ambulance chasing lawyer in town can't wait for this to open.

Anonymous said...

"Verruckt!" The sound made by riders crapping their pants.

Anonymous said...

The history of this project tells the entire story of this water park. When the bonds were approved there was a hotel and shopping to be built around the park. Do you see anything but a big mud hole all these years?It was a scam from the beginning.

A few people get rich and the rest of us pay for it.

The county is owned and operated by a few. Managed by dimwitted fools.



Glenn Schmear, streetcar advocate said...

11:42, well of course none of those things can happen until a streetcar expansion line goes to the waterpark.
Those things are gonna be pretty much cargo trains full of cash that just pours out wherever they stop.

Anonymous said...

Promises of improvements to districts go back decades and they almost never develop. They are kind of like the pro NBA team at the Sprint Center. Tell the dumb ass voters it is going to happen and in spite of the track record the numb nuts will still vote to built it, raise taxes and sit around looking like Goofey until the next load of sucker bait comes along.

Anonymous said...

Schlitterbahn's Verruckt continues to suffer from a case of:

PREMATURE EVACUATION


e·vac·u·a·tion
iˌvakyo͞oˈāSHən/
noun
noun: evacuation; plural noun: evacuations


the action of emptying the bowels or another bodily organ.


SCHLITTER HAPPENS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Reardon is on the payroll of the law firm that protects Holland & James. Choo Choo fools. We love paying for shiny new objects that steal us blind.

Anonymous said...

Thanks TKC.

The KCK City Hall Monday a.m. meetings produced a positive spin noon news report to offset the water park crap. Now, we're one of BEST places for employment. No, not the high paying jobs. Just businesses started and supported by bribes and little or no taxes paid to the county.

Beautiful downtown KCK coming soon. Join us for a cup of coffee and remember to wear your bullet proof vest.




P Bear said...

12:10 it's also called a "Bear Cleanse".

BTW: When the Polar Bear does Verruckt he is going to wear his KKK hood and carry a torch in honor of those who won't be making the plunge.

Jizzerbahn said...

If that slide used semen instead of water it still wouldn't equal the volume that has been ejaculated on Gokkun Bonz.