Kansas City, Kansas Schlitterbahn Verrückt Water Slide Stays Losing: STALLED!!!
The world's tallest water slide in Kansas City, Kansas has also turned out to be a HUGE disaster.
THE SCHLITTERBAHN VERRÜCKT GRAND OPENING FOR THIS WEEKEND IS ONCE AGAIN KAPUT!!!
The disappointing news:
KCTV5: Schlitterbahn again delays opening of Verruckt water slide
"Schlitterbahn Kansas City Waterpark announced late Thursday night that the world's tallest water slide won't open after all on Sunday. This is the third time that the official launch of Verruckt has been delayed. But for the first time, water park officials did not offer a new projected opening date."
At the very least this poorly constructed and cursed project with a German name reminds us of the myth of white superiority or at the very least will inspire a bit of Kansas City schadenfreude from amusement park FAIL and their curious sounding attractions.
Developing . . .