Friday, May 16, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! FUTURE POWER PLAYER GRADS: MEET UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI - KANSAS CITY LAW SCHOOL ELITE CLASS OF 2014!!!



It's graduation time in Kansas City.

This weekend parents will watch their offspring begin the long and perilous journey toward middle-management while carrying mountains of student debt.

Meanwhile, this blog has the KANSAS CITY INSIDER DEETS on who is gonna be running this town for the next 20 years.

Unreported and BREAKING NEWS FIRST on this blog . . .

THE UMKC LAW SCHOOL GRADUATING CLASS OF 2014 FEATURES RISING STAR POWER BROKERS READY TO RULE KANSAS CITY IN THE FUTURE!!!

Here is FIRST LOOK at the UMKC trio of elite local future power brokers . . . As always, click the image or these links for a bigger, better view . . .



From left to right in this TKC collage . . .

Malik James - Mayor Sly's son is a former Marine and continues the family's legal tradition. His graduation date this year is a big deal and a hint at a higher profile for the attorney in the very near future.

Brian Noland - He's a longtime Kansas City campaigner and political operative responsible for the "ground game" political move that earned Sly James a surprise Mayoral win not so long ago.

Crispin Rea - Former Vice Prez of the Kansas City Public School Board. Crispin is now leading the race for the 3rd District at-large Council job.

More fun facts . . .

Remember the whole Mammy-gate deal that destroyed disgraced former KC Mayor Funkhouser? Her son is graduating in this class too but he has a lower profile than this trio.

Also . . .

Rumor has it that Brian Noland and Malik James are going into biz with one another after graduation and will start their own firm mostly focusing on discrimination law.

Commencement is Sat. May 17th and the big party for UMKC Kangaroo Lawyers and their families is tonight.  

So, while Kansas City mainstream newsies are covering graduation fights among high schoolers . . . We're teaching this community about the future and offing FIRST LOOK at who will soon be running this town. Natch.



Good luck to all of the UMKC Law School Graduates of 2014 . . . They'll need it now that armies of lawyers are being replaced by cheaper software and this post kinda proves that political connections are really the key to success in any field.

Developing . . .

42 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Simple fact, lawyers rule KC. But it's getting harder for all but top level graduates to make a name for themselves.

Anonymous said...

Crisipin Rea is cute. Is he straight?

Anonymous said...

Straight as a hairpin curve!!!!!!!!

Tony's Mom said...

Antonio, I so wanted you to go to law school. My son, it's not to late.

Oberon said...

Lawyers are a dime a dozen. These men seem to know that politics is the real future.

Anonymous said...

Ouch. That means the mayors son and the grandson of the dude Noland Rd is named after didn't even get law firm job offers. Not a good sign for entering 1Ls at UMKC.

The UMKC numbers have gotten worse too, with KU and MU both widening the gap between our lovable try-hards at 5100 oak

Anonymous said...

I graduated from law school a while ago. I don't see you posting about me on this blog.

Anonymous said...

Sly James ..yet ANOTHER successful black guy.. who married one of them WHITE WIMMINS!!

I've had black female co-workers who go NUTS when they start yakkin' about how their OWN men go for the Pale Tail... they get livid!

hell .. even Michael $am scored himself a White "partner".

I don't know any gay black dudes .. but-- they gotta be steamed too, about $am's choice.

Anonymous said...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

12:13 that is inappropriate workplace conversation

Anonymous said...

12:13 comment

You are hereby ordered to cease and desist using the trademarked name "Pale Tail" as it is a legally protected copyright of Boulevard Brewing Company, a subsidiary of Duvel Moortgat Brewery International.

The law firm of Barley, Hops & Yeast

Captain Planet said...

Why can I always tell when Mike Hendricks is reading this blog? Keeps scowling all day. Pain in the ass.

Anonymous said...

Lawyers are the only way.

P Bear said...

Perfect story of a bunch of dipshits from UMKC.

I guess if you have a Kangaroo Court then it makes sense to have Kangaroo Lawyers.

They should have plenty of business in Killa City with all the Negros killing each other.

Apparently the Aboriginals have no use for the African negro either. Check the link below.

http://www.natallnews.com/story.php?id=2702

chuck said...

Just what we need, more fucking "Discrimination" lawyers sucking the life's blood out of civilization everywhere.

P Bear said...

After reading the story of the African Negro shooting AT the dude at the FUNERAL 9 times....perhaps the Kangaroo Butt Munchers could defend that loser.

Suggested defense: Stupidity !

Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe said...

They should go into business with Lynn aka Tonys hack lawyer. I can see it now, evenings at some martini bar, sucking down 13 dollar gin drinks, bemoaning the plight of the cowering masses of victims of evil corporate racist white Amerikkka. Discrimination lawsuits are the new reparations, doncha know. Sponsored by
Lynn Thatcher
Our business is anti discrimination lawsuits......and bizness is boomin Bitches.

Anonymous said...

Just what the world needs:

More scumbag lawyers.

Anonymous said...

Always have to begin the list with a nigger, if there's one anywhere...Disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Malik James
Law Clerk & Legal Investigator
Kansas City, Missouri Area

Law Clerk & Investigator at The Sly James Firm
Legal Advisor at The Mexican Consulate

Anonymous said...

Malik James
Legal Advisor
The Mexican Consulate
June 2013 – Present (1 year) Kansas City, Missouri

Assist the General Consular with inter-agency communications and relations in and around the Kansas City region.

Provide legal assistance and education to Mexican nationals

Research and investigate legal disputes impacting Mexican nationals residing in the US

Work cross-functionally with a variety of agency leaders to resolve and mitigate issues impacting Mexican nationals

Ah now we know why Tony's plugging him.

Tony's friends under-perform at DC Rally said...

Several tens of brave ammosexuals and gun-fetishists, and ignorant parent's basement-dwellers are baffled by their own spectacular failure! http://atlasleft.org/missing-10-30-million-patriots-in-washington-d-c-images/

Anonymous said...

Well they wouldn't make it anywhere else so they may as well try here.

cml said...

1:47

They should have squeezed the word "stakeholders" into that bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Nothing worse than nepotism. And isn't the younger James really ugly in comparison to his brother Kyle. Looks like Kyle got the good looks and this guy got to go to law school. Can't win them all.

Anonymous said...

I don't know why, but I kind of like the cut of their jibs!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of winners!! Hey 2:09,, I think we are all dying to see a picture of you now, or maybe a picture if your degree? Go Crispin!!

Anonymous said...

Just what KCMO really needs: More D-List celebrity wannabee "Power players".
Hope dad leaves at least a little money in the city till for Malik and the millenials.
And Crispin is "moving up" from a complete failure during his tenure on the KCPS board.
What could possibly go wrong?

Anonymous said...

Well. GET READY FOR GREATNESS. Ha Ha Ha

Anonymous said...

Brilliant deuction moron. Hmmmmm,,, make 150k at a big firm and get treated like shit,, or makes millions with their own practice.?. Thanks professor. Why don't you rest your head now.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like someone had a couple of losers for parents dude. Don't blame people who are proud to follow their parents footsteps. You obviously aren't. Keep up the winning sour puss

Anonymous said...

Most solo practitioners do NOT make millions.

Anonymous said...

That leaves a lot of territory now doesn't. Comments like these, gotta like their chances.

Anonymous said...

And to think... those are the obvious ones Tony would know. Imagine how many dark horses out there will probably eclipse the logical ones! And of course Tony never looks beyond Kansas City borders...so we can forget about ivy league types or even those over on the 'gasp' KANSAS side. Moreover, isn't UMKC kind of a 'townie' law school?

I expect the real clues who will move and shake will be those whose dads have built wealth and business already. That IS now it usually works, isn't it? Those are not the ones who have local media notoriety by their early 20s?

Anonymous said...

Whuh,, were you crying when you composed this?! Jeez, get done nuts thing!

Anonymous said...

"Shakespeare's exact line ''The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers,'' was stated by Dick the Butcher in ''Henry VI,'' Part II, act IV, "

Good idea.

Anonymous said...

Like it or now, the J.D. is the new M.B.A.

Anonymous said...

That's how it works. As many MU grads have learned, a degree in Marketing is the new sales assistant or call-taker.

Anonymous said...

These lawyers will make more money than all of the TKC audience put together.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. There's so many lawyers in this city. The pay is a joke.

Faggy Fag Byron's Butt Buddy said...

When is Crispin coming out????? i have a hot hole ready for that lil cholo's chorizo!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Idiot