Thursday, May 08, 2014

THE 816 HOTEL GRAND OPENING TO WESTPORT KANSAS CITY THEME SUITES!!!



This one found our way into our mail box and it looks pretty interesting . . . Previously, we got a FIRST look at Doug Gamble's new Westport Hotel and now things are shaping up quite nicely.

To wit . . .

CHECK THIS FLYER TOUTING THEME ROOMS FROM KANSAS CITY INSTITUTIONS @ THE 816 HOTEL!!!

The Fountain, Mob And Zoo room seem like they would make for an interesting stay . . . More on this later but it's a pretty interesting Westport biz development seen 1st here on TKC.

7 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Did Bazookas or Temptations decorate a room?

Anonymous said...

No George added a port a potty to his dump.

Anonymous said...

Real classy looking place with the flimsy signage and faded areas where the old ones were.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't you have one, Tony? I think you could create a room that caters to your readers.

Upon entering the spacious basement guest room, you can't help but notice the portrait of Toni Bones nude over the bed. A convenient closet has ample space to hold a guest's Klan robe and all his lynching apparatus. The tastefully appointed guest area features a couch long enough for Alonzo Washington to strech out out while Tony jacks him off. Along the wall, targets are in place for the guest who's packin' his Glock for trouble on the Plaza. In the bathroom, the unflushable toilet, representing the comments section, is overflowing with vomit. There's no mirror in there though - you don't want to see yourself anyway.

Anonymous said...

Where is the hooker themed room?

Anonymous said...

The Feral Negro Youth Suite is sure to please. A real Knock-Out.

Anonymous said...

There's a typo on the invite. Typical.