Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Selling The Kansas City Hipster Good Life!!!



We might explore this topic more in just a bit but for now let's do a Tuesday double tap featuring a couple of BIG WINS FOR KANSAS CITY among the hipster set . . .

First, the CVA d-bags ask: Why Visit Kansas City?

It's a horrible question and here's the tourism promo answer:



Along similar lines . . . Here's more promo content . . .

Kansas City makes this hipster list from Huff Post: 20 Awesome U.S. Cities You Need To Visit In Your 20s

The reality here is that hipster have been held up as the saviors of this town even though a downward spiral for schools and jobs make Kansas City unattractive for anybody looking to start a family.

More in a bit . . .

6 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, Come To Kansas City!

Visit the zoo where you can see the apes destroy the place on free days!

Anonymous said...

Sure, that'll sell. Begin your movie pitch with four niglets. Niggers are a sure fire draw...

Anonymous said...

10:25 - you are correct, but only with no bag limits.

Anonymous said...

If living in a tourist destination is your goal why not move to Las Vegas, Orlando or Aspen. I much prefer an affordable city where there are better jobs than hotel maids and bartenders.

Anonymous said...

And before Slyme and his cronies decide we need to spend billions on advertising to these 20-something travelers, please read the article. Even it describes this demographic as "cash-strapped," so it's not like they're going to be spending much money IF they visit at all.

P Bear said...

Hipsters are like geese....they shit tootsie roll turds everywhere and do a lot of quacking.....nothing else.