Friday, May 30, 2014

Schlitterbahn Verrückt Waterside Stopped Up

News with German nomenclature from Kansas City, Kansas leaves us feeling nasty and scared . . . Kansas City Kansan: "For the second time, the opening date of the new Verruckt water-slide at Schlitterbahn has been pushed back. Originally set to open May 23, the date was pushed back to June 5. Now, waterpark officials say the slide will open June 29."

5 Comments:

Anonymous said...

More money down the $hitterbahn

Anonymous said...

"Verrukt" is German for Deathtrap.

Jim Bohannon's Unvarnished Truth said...

You've heard it here first folks, someone dies on that thing during its first month after opening.

You can't out-engineer the cornfed rube's innate drive to be breathtakingly stupid.

Anonymous said...

Let all the breathtakingly stupid folks at city hall take the first ride. They shoved this shit hole down our throats and I would like to watch the greatest show on earth.

Anonymous said...

If course it is stopped up! You Try getting down that thing without shitting your pants.