Mary Sanchez Saves The Children

Our least favorite Latina does a bit of investigative research regarding bedding: Neglected and abused children deserve more than a cot at the sheriff's office

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  1. Actually, neglected and abused children who can color between the lines should be given jobs as journalists at the Star.
    The increase in the quality of the work might actually increase the paper's circulation.
    And of course, we're all waiting for Osterheldt's hard-hitting column about this.
    Hand wringing 101.

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  2. We cant trust children to churches.

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  3. What is a Dirty Sanchez...and is Mary ok with it?

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  4. I fucked dat bitch in da ass, then wiped muh dick all ova her face. Now we call her Mierda Sanchez - aww yea foo.

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  5. I'd say her ass is sewed shut since it appears she is always full of shit. So 9:29 that ain't going to happen.

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  6. Unfortunately rich folks like the soft shit shes Got to serve to the public

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  7. KC STAR SUCKS5/12/14, 12:44 PM

    Q: What's worse than a garbage can full of dead babies?

    A: Mary Sanchez dining on them.

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  8. Remember your right to smoke ends where Marys right to breathe starts.

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  9. You got that right! Mary Sanchez sucks up all the oxygen in the room!

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  10. You got that right! Mary Sanchez sucks up all the oxygen in the room!

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