SHOCK!!! CHILLICOTHE, MISSOURI MONKEY SHOT AND KILLED BY AUTHORITIES!!!
Show-Me the cheeky monkey story in rural Missouri and a sign that Kansas City newsies are phoning it in this afternoon.
UPDATE: THE MONKEY HAS BEEN SHOT AND KILLED!!!
Fox4: "A white-faced Capuchin has escaped from its owner’s cage and police want to warn people that it has not been caught and should not be approached."
KMBC: Chillicothe police looking for missing monkey
KSHB: "According to the Chillicothe Constitution-Tribune, the owner of the missing monkey is Cheryl Ullrich. Ullrich, who owns Cheryl’s Primates in Chillicothe, has been cited in the past by the Colorado Department of Agriculture for alleged violations of a state law while trying to sell monkeys in Colorado."
KCTV5: It has been sighted all around the city of 10,000 people, but mostly in the southern or southeast part of the city. The monkey was last reported seen in the area of Brunswick and Violet streets. Shortly before 3 p.m. it was spotted near Herriford and Violet streets.
Good luck distinguishing this escaped monkey from all of the other this angry white faced primate in rural Missouri.
More in a bit . . .