Friday, May 02, 2014

SHOCK!!! CHILLICOTHE, MISSOURI MONKEY SHOT AND KILLED BY AUTHORITIES!!!



Show-Me the cheeky monkey story in rural Missouri and a sign that Kansas City newsies are phoning it in this afternoon.

UPDATE: THE MONKEY HAS BEEN SHOT AND KILLED!!!

Fox4: "A white-faced Capuchin has escaped from its owner’s cage and police want to warn people that it has not been caught and should not be approached."

KMBC: Chillicothe police looking for missing monkey

KSHB: "According to the Chillicothe Constitution-Tribune, the owner of the missing monkey is Cheryl Ullrich. Ullrich, who owns Cheryl’s Primates in Chillicothe, has been cited in the past by the Colorado Department of Agriculture for alleged violations of a state law while trying to sell monkeys in Colorado."

KCTV5: It has been sighted all around the city of 10,000 people, but mostly in the southern or southeast part of the city. The monkey was last reported seen in the area of Brunswick and Violet streets. Shortly before 3 p.m. it was spotted near Herriford and Violet streets.

Good luck distinguishing this escaped monkey from all of the other this angry white faced primate in rural Missouri.

More in a bit . . .

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

We better get Jean Peterless on it!

Anonymous said...

Looks a lot like one of those CopBlockers.

P Bear said...

Word has it the monkey was headed to the Plaza to organize the troupe of primates that are descending on the Plaza tonight and tomorrow night.

Caped Crusader, calling Caped Crusader. We need your crime fighting prowess on the Plaza tonight ALonzo.

Come out Caped Crusader. Save us.

p bears busted balloon knot said...

The bear takes it up the fur coat.

Anonymous said...

Newsflash!!
chillicothe is not exactly how you would think.

Its fucked enough to have white whores/crack heads working the streets with negro pimps /crack heads..

Prison town, just like Cameron. Degenerates all over.

Anonymous said...

fucking trigger happy pigs.

Mr. Good Time Chucle Butt said...

Why didn't they just SPANK that monkey!

Anonymous said...

6:04 you are seriously perverted and should be locked up. Jail time would do you good. Animal sex is illegal. Hopefully this blog is logging your IP address.

Anonymous said...

Another case where the cops were in fear of their lives.

Chance Dillon said...

We can't get the police the come most of the time and drugs and robberies are bigger than ever, but we can waste all day looking for a lost pet that the irresponsible pet owner should have got a part together themselves and went and found, I hope they were fined(I doubt they were).