Sunday, May 04, 2014

FEAR THE KANSAS CITY QUADRUPLE SHOOTING WEEKEND!!!



The lower murder count so far this year offers hope that Kansas City has been successful in curbing the disproportionate level of violence and murder in our midsized Midwestern metropolis.

However . . .

LAST NIGHT AND EARLY THIS MORNING FOUR SEPARATE SHOOTINGS REVEALED THAT KANSAS CITY GUN VIOLENCE CAN SPRING UP AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT!!!

Check the deets:

KCTV5: Separate shootings hours apart leave 4 injured in Kansas City

KSHB: Four separate shootings in Kansas City, Mo., Saturday night and Sunday morning. All four incidents happened in a two hour timeframe.

And while we hope the murder count stays low . . . We can't help but notice the rising rate of local violence as the weather FINALLY gets warmer.

Developing . . .

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Shame. This is such a beautiful city.

Anonymous said...

Clusterfuck Kansascity

CK

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Wonderful Westport. Enjoy the street fights and shootings.

Anonymous said...

Just drove through Westport a while ago. Is a traveling carnival freak-sideshow there for today?

Anonymous said...

Sly says -"of course there will be multiple shootings,at any time, people!

"That's part of living in a really cruddy shithole. Shithole "

Anonymous said...

Widespread ignorance bordering on idiocy is our new Kansas City goal. It’s no use pretending otherwise and telling us, that educated people are the city’s most valuable resources.

An educated, well-informed population, the kind that a functioning democracy requires, (like Brookside), would be difficult to lie to, and could not be led by the nose by the various vested interests running amok in Jackson County .

Anonymous said...

Did the Plaza crowd go to Westport last night? I thought the gas station shooting was a "game changer" but I guess not. Just black people shooting people like always. They will never change for the better, just get worse.

P Bear said...

Word has it...two Hipsters were fighting over a veggie burger and some Converse low's when one pulled a ASSULT WEAPON.

WTF>>>> ASSULT WEAPON ))))))))

HIPSTER

KC IS DYING said...

Brought to you by libtards and thieves.

Anonymous said...

I am will to bet that done were done with legally purchased weapons.

Anonymous said...

So far about the only things holding down the murder rate are bad aims and small caliber weapons. Because there is sure plenty of shooting going on.
What "program" is going to take credit for this latest round?

Anonymous said...

MAY 11-17 will witness a spike in KCMO homicide rate.

It's a little understood monthly cyclical phenomenon.

Anonymous said...

Since when did anyone give a fuck about the murder rate except that bloody bear?

Anonymous said...

In other news, a teenage hoopstress gave birth to an illegitimate rug rat last night and will be applying for welfare and food stamps today.

The Real Byron said...

Things will be better when we get the toy train and one terminal at KCI.

Obvious Man said...

I have pinpointed the reason for all this crime in KC. KC has an unusually high concentration of criminals.