The biggest happy news in Kansas City today was the grand reopening of JJ's across the street from where the place blew up about a year-ago.
It's not really important to the lives of most locals but the event is another one of those silly instances where Kansas City civic leaders can claim progress for this cowtown.
To wit . . .
LET'S SPOIL THE CELEBRATION WITH THE TOP 5 REASONS THE NEW JJ'S LOCAL WILL SUCK AND THEN FAIL!!!
All of these assertions are backed up by KANSAS CITY INSIDER AND OFF THE RECORD comments by the way . . . Locals are too nice to mention these tidbits using their own name but anybody familiar with this crowd will recognize the chatter.
Check it:
Violent Teen Flash Mobs Drive The JoCo Crowd Away From JJ's And The Country Club Plaza
Earrings On Dudes Aren't Cool Anymore
The Crew @ Polsinelli Is Getting Older And Don't Like To "Rum & Coke" Party As Much As They Once Did
Plaza Vista Is Cursed
JJ's Was Pretty Much About To Go Out Of Biz Before The Blow-Up
For these reasons and so many more, we wish the Crew @ JJ's the best but realize that recovering after a blowout is harder than it seems.
Developing . . .
Don't hate TKC. Place is going to be EPIC!.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the place where their latest house specialty is Crispy Dyke?
ReplyDeleteDude, over the line.
ReplyDeleteIf they are going to have women working there who have snatch on their breath they will at least need to take tuna and anchovies off the menu.
ReplyDeleteOld place was a rat hole, new place is a tomb.
ReplyDeleteWhy aren't you just a regular ray of sun shine TKC.
ReplyDeletelolz
ReplyDelete@5:31 - You make me laugh. u will burn in Hell.
ReplyDeleteBe happy it's not another Jimmy Johns Salmonella Sandwich joint.
ReplyDeleteI love JJ's. Great news.
ReplyDeleteJJ's sucks.....only douche bags will be in the place. Politically correct posers will love the place.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it will be a new hangout for the KCFD.
ReplyDeleteOpening night live show at JJ's:
ReplyDeleteNailtechwhore Pegs The Silverback
Two Shows - One at 9:00 PM & One at 11:00 PM
5:40, no, they will need to leave those ingredients ON the menu to mask the odor - that way management could have plausible deniability. But I'm with ya.
ReplyDeleteposers or poseurs?
ReplyDeleteThere will be no more violence in kc..you didn't hear? Jean has had it!
ReplyDeleteIll go there if they have a ban against hipsters. You could weed a lot of them out through a certain dress code. Tell the public that EVERYONE is going there...it will make it "less cool" to go to them.
ReplyDeleteJust like the toy train. Hipster will rush and flock to ride it. Take selfies and post it on instagram with a bunch of stupid hashtags. Then they will quickly shy away from it, or ride it in secret once a lot of people have had the chance to ride it.
Hipsters are like itchy nuts. They need to be aired out and washed.
ReplyDeleteHow did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!
ReplyDeleteLast two posts lmfao
ReplyDeleteWill they have:
ReplyDeleteFire-grilled specials?
Smoked Meat?
Seared Tuna?
Burnt Ends?
If there is a party, count on TKC to poop it!
ReplyDeleteIt's either JJs or the Rough Trade down at Trio.
ReplyDeleteI've lived around KC most of my life, and I had never heard of JJ's before the explosion and fire.
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