Friday, April 25, 2014

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY GOP CONVENTION 2016 SITE VISIT PROTEST THREAT & TOP 5 FUN FACTS!!!



Top GOP Convention 2016 Power brokers are in town today deciding if this cowtown will make the cut.

Never mind that Kansas City Insiders tell us that we will make the next round BUT THEN lose out when things finally get serious because 3rd place is our cowtown fate.

Anyhoo . . . Because we want to help out . . .

HERE ARE THE TOP 5 THINGS FUN FACTS FOR TODAY'S TOP CONVENTION 2016 SITE VISIT!!!

5. Kansas City is more violent than any other city on this list of potential GOP destinations.

In fact, City Hall CANCELLED the Violence Free KC Meeting today seemingly to avoid any discussion of local unpleasantness.

4. Downtown P&L District Entertainment Is The WORST In Kansas City

Seriously, it's our Jersey Shore where only clueless suburbanites and middle-aged divorcees end up in the company of date rape suspects.

3. Democratic Party Controlled Kansas City OPERATIVES ARE ALREADY PLANNING PROTESTS Against the GOP party crew.

Think I'm kidding. Mainstream media won't report it but if KC does get the convention by some miracle . . .

- LGBT protest planned
- Union protest planned
- And Immigration/Latino protest planned

Those are just the top three organizers who e-mailed TKC already getting on their marching shoes to hassle the GOP if/when the convention comes to town.

But today . . .

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! THERE IS WORD OF "SPONTANEOUS" PROTEST AGAINST GOP CONVENTION 2016 VISITORS!!!

So let's stop pretending that KC is welcoming the Republican elite.

2. Missouri Sen. Kit Bond is our last best hope . . . Even though he and Jeff Roe are (reportedly) in a blood feud.

Also, isn't it strange that Kansas City's rising star GOP operative isn't part of this pitch. Seriously, Axiom Strategies is at the forefront of national conservative politics and they are PULLING DOWN MAJOR CLIENTS AND VICTORIES from Tea Party people to old school Conservative types . . . All that GOP winning is right across the bridge and Jeff Roe isn't front and center on this one? WTF?!?! It's like KC is pretty much ASKING to be passed over.

1. Mayor Sly's bow tie isn't convincing anybody.

Long story short . . . Mayor Sly hijacked and ruined this bid that was a bit more professional before he got involved. Mainstream media is unwilling to reveal that the Mayor bullied his way out in front on this losing campaign . . . Worse still, WHEN KC is passed over for Dallas, Mayor Sly will once again avoid blame because Dead Tree Media newsies want to stay on his mailing list.

This fun facts and so much more will be clearer to everybody else as the day progresses but they were seen FIRST here on TKC. Natch.

26 Comments:

Anonymous said...

TKC, crazy lady was chased away from Sprint Center this morning. That might have been the height of the "ruckus" let's hope so. This town needs to be a little bit classier than that.

Wrath of the Polar Bear.......... said...

GOP 16 has one meeting scheduled today.

Guess who it's with ? yes, The Bear

Stating they wanted the facts on KC, they scheduled a meeting with the Polar Bear and rumor had it that the Bear was THE person in KC to tell it like it is.

Chances of KC getting GOP 16 after Bear meet...ZERO. Not a snowballs chance in burning hell.
Try to hide all the NEGRO crime you want...Killa City will be out after they eat some rat flavored BBQ for lunch at the Zoo.

Anonymous said...

KC and Detroit....democratically controlled since......

Anonymous said...

Has anyone asked Sam Brownback to pray for our success?

Anonymous said...

Don't forget that Cathy Nugent made all of this happen.

Anonymous said...

P&L--"our Jersey Shore where only clueless suburbanites and middle-aged divorcees end up in the company of date rape suspects."

+1

Anonymous said...

Fuck Cathy Nugent. She's a traitor and deserves to be treated as one.

Anonymous said...

Why not have the convention in JoCo? And will the statue boobies be holstered by then?

Anonymous said...

Jeff Roe would fuck up a two-car funeral. The fat bastard'll screw this up too.

Anonymous said...

Although it didn't make the TOP 5, it's worth noting that #6 was:

Lewis Diuguid, Kansas City Falling Star Editorial Board, has been writing hate letters to the members of the 2016 Republican Convention Selection Committee.

Anonymous said...

If you protest the convention on purely partisan politics you have no intelligence.

Anonymous said...

Screw party affiliation, having a large convention in town would be a large boon for the local economy

Anonymous said...

Just wait til they walk the Mayor out of City Hall in shackles... Republicans will just decide to set up shop in Kansas City because the Democrats have been more rogue than any Republic in recent years. You heard it here.

Anonymous said...

You gottta admit, that jeff roe is one big fat man. How does he wipe his ass? Really, he is too fat to reach all the way around!

Anonymous said...

It will also. It would require hotel rooms in Jackson Johnson Wyandotte clay platte Douglas cass Shawnee and Johnson county missouri

Anonymous said...

In sprite of this happy, warm, fuzzy feeling in the midst of this GOP convention bullshit, why have the tax payers not been asking why it is the we are supposed to assume that the convention would be a good thing. I mean really people, who the hell wants it? Hell we can't even manage the day to day shit in this town.

Anonymous said...

With world media and associated groups were talking about 30000 people. Actually if held in Johnson the majority would have to stay I'm kcmo

Anonymous said...

This is too easy to figure out.

It will be Cleveland.

Las Vegas is in Harry Reid's backyard, and the GOP sure doesn't need any reminders of Bundy-gate.

Colorado is too liberal, so Denver is out.

Texas and Oklahoma are already solidly red, so Dallas is out.

Missouri is purple, but largely in the GOP's pocket (see state legislature), as is Kansas. So no to KC.

Cinnicinnati had it's own share of racial strife, plus it's in a fairly conservative part of Ohio.

Ohio is a swing state, and Cleveland is the key battleground that will determine who wins the state (it swung the '12 election to Obama)

Cleveland has the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, and the GOP is going to be trying to cast itself as the party of independent, free-thinking, anti-government but hardworking libertarians. Cleveland it will be.

I GUARANTEE it.

Anonymous said...

Further, all big cities are democratic and all the proposed cities are democratic and the left will protest at any of them what is Tonys point?

JoBu said...

gop sucks balls. If Hillary can beat them then they are irrelevant. That is the bigger point.

Anonymous said...

Dang it folks. Listen up. KC is home of the National Council of "La Raza" President Janet Murguia. Nothing more to say.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but I went to Cleveland not long ago, and know what? Nobody was there. Entire downtown was deserted. Made downtown Killer City look like Times Square.

Anonymous said...

Sly is all about jumping out in front of parades, cameras and projects someone else has started.

He does nothing, but tries to take credit for everything others have done.

Anonymous said...

It would be great to have the convention here.

Anonymous said...

Hey you cracka Honkies...how bout gettin up off sum mo dem free Zoo day mofo.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine why any convention, political or otherwise, would want to come to KCMO.