TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY COUNTRY CLUB PLAZA VIOLENT TEEN FLASH MOB TESTIMONY!!!
So, this weekend it seems that Kansas City has yet to solve the problem of violent teen flash mobs on the Country Club Plaza despite some valiant efforts.
According . . .
HERE ARE SOME KANSAS CITY PLAZA VIOLENT TEEN FLASH MOB FUN FACT FACTS HERETOFORE UNREPORTED IN MAINSTREAM MEDIA!!!
- Word is: The 14 year-old arrested on the Plaza this weekend was carrying a GLOCK. That's pretty sophisticated weaponry for a youngster. Glock-haters be quiet on this and just agree that the weapon is a step above the average cap gun that Kansas City urban core "scholars" usually carry.
- Glock carrying Kansas City violent teen flash mobber allegedly took the gun inside P.F. Chang's. That should give Plaza diners a moment of pause if they believe that urban core violence can't hit home pretty fast.
- Some rank-and-file KCPD officers are frustrated because the flash mobbing teens are simply "F-ing with police" running in and out of traffic, making threatening moves and then backing off and basically thumbing their nose at the rather heavy law enforcement presence.
Main point . . .
MAYOR SLY HAS YET TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM OF KANSAS CITY COUNTRY CLUB PLAZA VIOLENT TEEN FLASH MOBS DESPITE HIS STUBBORN INSISTENCE THAT TAXPAYER-SUBSIDIZED PIZZA PARTIES PROVIDE THE SOLUTION!!!
At the outset of the Spring/Summer we now know that carb loading over the weekend might feel good but doesn't solve any problems and leaves us just a bit groggy and out of shape for the work week.
Developing . . .