Tuesday, April 22, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY AIRPORT SECRET BUSTED BY KICK-ASS TKC TISPTERS!!! IT'S PROBABLY SPIRIT AIRLINES COMING TO KCI!!!



There's nothing I love more than ruining a surprise . . . As a youngster and probably still today, I'm horrible @ a surprise birthday party and at some point my mom had to stop me going door to door telling everybody that John Lennon was capped.

But I digress . . .

Right now . . .

OUR KICK-ASS TKC BLOG COMMUNITY SPILLS THE BEANS ON A POORLY KEPT KANSAS CITY AIRPORT SECRET!!! IT'S PROBABLY SPIRIT AIRLINES COMING TO KANSAS CITY WITH A BIG FAKE-ASS PRESSER TOMORROW!!!

Even better . . .

THE MOST BAD-ASS TKC TIPSTERS SHOW AND PROVE WITH THIS BIT OF TECH DOCUMENTATION!!!



Spirit Airlines is kinda cool and promises cheap tickets, cheap flights and discount airfare ...



UPDATE: Lesser newsies already duplicating our efforts:



It's a nice fit for Kansas City and blends in perfectly with our cheapness utilitarian cowtown ethos. Seen FIRST HER ON TKC thanks to our AWESOME AND KICK-ASS BLOG COMMUNITY.

Natch.

28 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Good. KC needs cheaper fares. This should put Southwest in line. I hope.

Anonymous said...

What do they think of unsolicited bulk e-mail?

Anonymous said...

I have a spam filter in my mailbox. Keeps most of the spam out from your boiler room.

Anonymous said...

Spirit is cool. Was hoping for Jet Blue but this is probably the next best thing.

Anonymous said...

Man, the "tipsters" really struggle with self esteem issues.

Oh, and I do hope the bear likes me.......

KC Retirement Community said...

F-U ALL

I want to read about this on Friday in The Star!

Anonymous said...

Star just "broke" the story. They didn't even say thanks.

Anonymous said...

And as soon as we build a new airport and jack up their costs, they'll be gone.

Anonymous said...

New Jack City with a new airport terminal and a Toy Train. Wow...didn't realize that negro crime paid that well.

Chibatta said...

Hope the airport keeps security better in the terminals.

Probably not.

Anonymous said...

Real "tipsters" kinda woulda figured this out back in November when Barkley landed the Spirit account.

No listings for KCI on the Spirit website yet, regardless of what others might be telling you.

https://www.spirit.com/Default.aspx#book-travel

Anonymous said...

Once you get to know Spirit, you will discover al la carte pricing, which I happen to love.

For the sniveling gene pool that frequents this site, it will give them something more to complain about. Which is what TKC is all about anyway.

Lynne Bratcher said...

Good scoop, Tony!

Anonymous said...

OH, Yeah, I heard about this NFL airline. (Not For Long).

Anonymous said...

Is it true they hire NBA centers as co pilots?

Anonymous said...

Spirit Airlines coming to KC? Maybe they should change their name to Spook Airlines, in keeping with all the niggers that KC has?

IHateKansasCity said...

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Anonymous said...

@748, had a guy just like you in junior high. he would push other kids, then go running to the teacher so we could not kick his ass. Pretty much same crap.

He woks as a car detailing assistant in NKC now.

Anonymous said...

True dat.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if they will serve free peanuts ?

Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with spirit but as a business traveler, they don't excite me. To paraphrase Norman Schwartzkof, bringing Spirit to Kansas City is like going deer hunting with your accordion.

Anonymous said...

This is the best website in town.

Anonymous said...

This is a terrible airline. Southwest is not worried about them.

Anonymous said...

ouchy!

Anonymous said...

At least he can spell there 8:50. Been outta high school long?? Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Oh shit, now we need 2 new single terminals at KCI.

Anonymous said...

701=748 patheic

Anonymous said...

Beware, cheaper Isn't always better! (ask any 3rd world country's airlines especially the airline that no one has been able to find in the last month and a half) But you KC cheap suckers will flash mob a line to get on-board of anything cheap after all you live in Kansas City! I wonder if spirit air is funded by the Obama disaster? Spirit air is the greyhound of the skies. Enjoy Ghetto people.