TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY AIRPORT SECRET BUSTED BY KICK-ASS TKC TISPTERS!!! IT'S PROBABLY SPIRIT AIRLINES COMING TO KCI!!!



There's nothing I love more than ruining a surprise . . . As a youngster and probably still today, I'm horrible @ a surprise birthday party and at some point my mom had to stop me going door to door telling everybody that John Lennon was capped.

But I digress . . .

Right now . . .

OUR KICK-ASS TKC BLOG COMMUNITY SPILLS THE BEANS ON A POORLY KEPT KANSAS CITY AIRPORT SECRET!!! IT'S PROBABLY SPIRIT AIRLINES COMING TO KANSAS CITY WITH A BIG FAKE-ASS PRESSER TOMORROW!!!

Even better . . .

THE MOST BAD-ASS TKC TIPSTERS SHOW AND PROVE WITH THIS BIT OF TECH DOCUMENTATION!!!



Spirit Airlines is kinda cool and promises cheap tickets, cheap flights and discount airfare ...



UPDATE: Lesser newsies already duplicating our efforts:



It's a nice fit for Kansas City and blends in perfectly with our cheapness utilitarian cowtown ethos. Seen FIRST HER ON TKC thanks to our AWESOME AND KICK-ASS BLOG COMMUNITY.

Natch.

Comments

  1. Good. KC needs cheaper fares. This should put Southwest in line. I hope.

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  2. What do they think of unsolicited bulk e-mail?

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  3. I have a spam filter in my mailbox. Keeps most of the spam out from your boiler room.

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  4. Spirit is cool. Was hoping for Jet Blue but this is probably the next best thing.

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  5. Man, the "tipsters" really struggle with self esteem issues.

    Oh, and I do hope the bear likes me.......

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  6. KC Retirement Community4/22/14, 5:23 PM

    F-U ALL

    I want to read about this on Friday in The Star!

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  7. Star just "broke" the story. They didn't even say thanks.

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  8. And as soon as we build a new airport and jack up their costs, they'll be gone.

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  9. New Jack City with a new airport terminal and a Toy Train. Wow...didn't realize that negro crime paid that well.

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  10. Hope the airport keeps security better in the terminals.

    Probably not.

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  11. Real "tipsters" kinda woulda figured this out back in November when Barkley landed the Spirit account.

    No listings for KCI on the Spirit website yet, regardless of what others might be telling you.

    https://www.spirit.com/Default.aspx#book-travel

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  12. Once you get to know Spirit, you will discover al la carte pricing, which I happen to love.

    For the sniveling gene pool that frequents this site, it will give them something more to complain about. Which is what TKC is all about anyway.

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  13. OH, Yeah, I heard about this NFL airline. (Not For Long).

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  14. Is it true they hire NBA centers as co pilots?

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  15. Spirit Airlines coming to KC? Maybe they should change their name to Spook Airlines, in keeping with all the niggers that KC has?

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  16. IHateKansasCity4/22/14, 7:57 PM

    I'd buy that for a dollar!

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  17. @748, had a guy just like you in junior high. he would push other kids, then go running to the teacher so we could not kick his ass. Pretty much same crap.

    He woks as a car detailing assistant in NKC now.

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  18. Wonder if they will serve free peanuts ?

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  19. Nothing wrong with spirit but as a business traveler, they don't excite me. To paraphrase Norman Schwartzkof, bringing Spirit to Kansas City is like going deer hunting with your accordion.

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  20. This is the best website in town.

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  21. This is a terrible airline. Southwest is not worried about them.

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  22. At least he can spell there 8:50. Been outta high school long?? Dumbass.

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  23. Oh shit, now we need 2 new single terminals at KCI.

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  24. 701=748 patheic

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  25. Beware, cheaper Isn't always better! (ask any 3rd world country's airlines especially the airline that no one has been able to find in the last month and a half) But you KC cheap suckers will flash mob a line to get on-board of anything cheap after all you live in Kansas City! I wonder if spirit air is funded by the Obama disaster? Spirit air is the greyhound of the skies. Enjoy Ghetto people.

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